Answers to Uschis many questions! Part 5

Why does the same company put the same flyer on my windshield every day at work?

theey like you...

Why don't they go to a different parking lot? Are they really that dumb?

yes, yes they are.

What is it they put in girl scout cookies that make them so irresistable and addicting?

crack.

How does Subway make fat people thin? Did Jared make a pact with the devil?

Through good advertising, and tasty meals.

Why can't someone come up with an interesting car commercial?

because they focus more on glammer, rather than practicality.

Have you ever fallen off a motorcycle?

no, but ouch.

Why won't Donnie shut the fuck up?

He just dont listen!

[biiiig grin]