But...it's good the way it is!! They'd get in trouble if a REAL Homer strangled a real child! Oh man...the child welfare people would have that show cancelled real fast! Not to mention the bastards who stand up for animals that watch a half-dead cat (their cat is definately malnutritioned) or that skinny-ass dog SantasLittleHelper. Sheesh. That's probably the dumbest idea EVER.
