Answers to Uschis Many Questions! Part 11

What is an Oort cloud made of?

Its an accumulation of cold hydrogen..

What happened to the hole in doughnuts before they sold doughnutholes?

they just reshaped the leftover dough into doughnuts

What breed of dog do I have?

chihuahua...?

How many cats do I own?

two..?

What is a shronk? (with an umlaut)

[eh?]

What the fuck?

Yes!

Howcome 90% of Americans think they're above average?

because 90percent of Americans are egotistic know-it-alls

What's your favorite TMBG song?

whos TMBG?

If we evolved from apes, why are there still monkeys?

because we didnt evolve from monkeys or apes

Why did they steal my CDs?

because they wanted them

Bull or Shit?

bull

-IN continuity- Batman getting 'curious stirrings in his utility belt' from watching Subway's Jerad, a vacuum, the purple teletubby, and Martha Stewart all making out on a pool table, or Superman going stark nakid for a year in his books revealing that he's androgenous like a Ken doll?

errrm [eh?] Superman going stark nakid for a year in his books revealing that he's androgenous like a Ken doll...

[biiiig grin]