Everyone at my Oscar party thought for sure "Brokeback Mountain" was going to win. "Crash" deserved it, though.

I'm glad I didn't choose to "ride the homosexuals to victory" like Killcony did or I would've gotten even more wrong.

I was sad Joaquin Phoenix didn't get best actor, though. He WAS Johnny Cash. Oh well.

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? --Family Guy