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2003-08-14 10:40 PM
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Originally posted by Uschi:
Why does the sun shine?
because its a big ball of flaming gas
Nope. The sun is not flaming. It is not on fire one bit. The sun is a mass of incandescent gas. The gas has so much energy that the light waves it produces are in the visiable spectrum. (Fun Fact: people give off light. In fact, EVERYTHING with ANY amount of energy emits light. People light is in the infrared.)
How long does it take for light from the sun's core to reach the photosphere?
A few minutes... ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
Try a few million to one billion years. (damn that sounds stupid. i forgot, exactly, and don't feel like looking it up again.) Neat, huh? The light, as energy, gets bounced around inside the various layers of the sun for lifetimes. eons. millenia.
When will the Earth's magnetic pole flip again?
in hundreds of millions of years.
Within the next few dozen thou. It's about to go. It's happened many times before. First the magnetic axis gets wobbly, then it splits into, say, five individual axis', then they move until they converge at the other end. Takes about a few hundred years, I think.
Huh coolies! Thats really interesting stuff.
Considering Ive never had one physics class I think I'm doing pretty well! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#63490
2003-08-14 10:45 PM
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Really? Oh, that's awful! Take one! Quick!
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#63491
2003-08-14 10:49 PM
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Answer to Uschis Many Many More questions! Part 7If you were going to kill a person, what would you use? A Samuri Sword!Do you listen to Michael Jackson songs? Jackson Five? Nope.Do your shoes contain animal parts? yes, cow hide/leather.What's your poison? Seduction.Is it hard to sew clothes without a sewing machine? How long do you think it would take? For me yes it is hard. It take me about a month to complete say a dress.Have you met an Amish Folk? yes I have! Nice people. Good food.
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#63492
2003-08-14 10:51 PM
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I've got a red rash on my Ball Sac.......any creams you can reccomend to make it go away?
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#63493
2003-08-14 10:55 PM
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Even More Answers to Uschis Many Questions! Part 7Boxers or breifs? Boxers!What color socks are best with dark green cargo slacks? Tan or dark green.Where did the phrase sacre bleu come from? France.How old would George Burns be if he didn't die? AncientHow old is Jesus? over two million plus years old if your counting. but really hes as old as he was when he died.
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#63494
2003-08-14 10:57 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Moe:
I've got a red rash on my Ball Sac.......any creams you can reccomend to make it go away?
I'll lick it off if you want.......I'm Kristogar and I'm gay.
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#63495
2003-08-14 11:10 PM
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Even more answers to Uschis oh so many questions! Part 8Is schrodinger's cat dead or alive? erm, dead..Is light a wave or a particle? particles.Do people with one good eye and one needing correction wear glasses or monicles? moniclesWhy doesn't liquid nail work in the rain? because it gets to much water in it and then it wont work.What do Party People do? Parrtay!Where'd the cheese go? Llance took it.Have you given anyone a wedgie? Yes many times!!!Beer and soda are both carbonated, so why does beer produce more, louder, and more sustained burps? because its fermentedHave you ever tried Rocky Mountain Oysters? Or looked for a Jackalope? nope and never will I might add!Where is the Firefeighters Museum located? I know theres one in New York.Who will win the long jump in the next olympics? The best long jumper!When will George Lucas die? When hes ready to.
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#63496
2003-08-14 11:35 PM
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Yet Even More Answers to Uschis Many Questions! Part 9How many fingers am I holding up? one. Click it or ticket? click itWhy is procrastination easier than just getting the work done? cause lazyness is just so darn effortless!Will I get a raise when I move to the bulk room? I dont see why notIf you breathe in 4 aminopyradine, how does it kill you? its rapidly absorbed from the gastrointestinal tract. Poisonings are characterized by thirst, nausea, dizziness, weakness, and intense sweating, followed by impairment of normal mental functioning (toxic psychosis), lack of muscular coordination, tremors, labored breathing, and generalized seizures. Death can result from respiratory arrest or heart failure. Basically it'll make you a veggi.What's the recipy for napalm? styrofoam and gasWhy can't people tour NORAD anymore? because they are basically paranoid. spooked, for all intent purposes.If someone dropped a nuke on Cheyanne Mountain (home of NORAD), how many seconds before The blast reaches me in south Colorado Springs? not long at all, sorry.
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#63497
2003-08-14 11:51 PM
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Yet Even More Answers Darn It To Uschis Questions!! Part 10Why is my generation called the Millenials? That is so gay! because "The Generation Who Lived During The Millennium" is too long of a name.What's the most days you've gone without a shower or bath of some sort? two daysWhich cut hurts less: knife, fingernail, glass, or razor? fingernailWhat does 'laser' stand for? Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation, baby! Yeah!What makes fishies in the deep depths of the oceans glow? bioluminescence!What's your favorite neon color? electric blue or neon purpleHave you ever worn a vest with jams? Or done a tightroll on your jeans? Crimped your hair and worn three different colors of socks at once? not quite, Ive dyed my hair two different colors, worn tube socks with the bottoms cut off on my arms, ect..
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#63498
2003-08-15 12:13 AM
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Answers to Uschis Many Questions! Part 11What is an Oort cloud made of? Its an accumulation of cold hydrogen..What happened to the hole in doughnuts before they sold doughnutholes? they just reshaped the leftover dough into doughnutsWhat breed of dog do I have? chihuahua...?How many cats do I own? two..?What is a shronk? (with an umlaut) What the fuck? Yes!Howcome 90% of Americans think they're above average? because 90percent of Americans are egotistic know-it-allsWhat's your favorite TMBG song? whos TMBG?If we evolved from apes, why are there still monkeys? because we didnt evolve from monkeys or apesWhy did they steal my CDs? because they wanted themBull or Shit? bull-IN continuity- Batman getting 'curious stirrings in his utility belt' from watching Subway's Jerad, a vacuum, the purple teletubby, and Martha Stewart all making out on a pool table, or Superman going stark nakid for a year in his books revealing that he's androgenous like a Ken doll? errrm Superman going stark nakid for a year in his books revealing that he's androgenous like a Ken doll...
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#63499
2003-08-15 12:27 AM
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Is schrodinger's cat dead or alive?
erm, dead..
It is unknowable. That's the cat in the box thing... it exists in both states until there is an observation. Parallel universes.
Is light a wave or a particle?
particles.
Properties of both are apparent. Light is a wavicle. A photon.
Do people with one good eye and one needing correction wear glasses or monicles?
monicles
My sister had to wear glasses, though... she only had one bad eye...
What do Party People do?
Parrtay!
Party people rock the house!
Where'd the cheese go?
Llance took it.
To Pizza Hut?
Have you ever tried Rocky Mountain Oysters? Or looked for a Jackalope?
nope and never will I might add!
Smart girl.
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#63500
2003-08-15 12:28 AM
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If you breathe in 4 aminopyradine, how does it kill you?
its rapidly absorbed from the gastrointestinal tract. Poisonings are characterized by thirst, nausea, dizziness, weakness, and intense sweating, followed by impairment of normal mental functioning (toxic psychosis), lack of muscular coordination, tremors, labored breathing, and generalized seizures. Death can result from respiratory arrest or heart failure. Basically it'll make you a veggi.
Seizures now and cancer later. That's why I wear the big resperator.
Why can't people tour NORAD anymore?
because they are basically paranoid. spooked, for all intent purposes.
They moved NORAD to a secret location.
If someone dropped a nuke on Cheyanne Mountain (home of NORAD), how many seconds before The blast reaches me in south Colorado Springs?
not long at all, sorry.
~3 seconds.
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#63501
2003-08-15 12:30 AM
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Which cut hurts less: knife, fingernail, glass, or razor?
fingernail
Eech! No. Fingernails are worst! The wound gets all infected and it's sore like a bruse and a raw nerve all at once.
What does 'laser' stand for?
Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation, baby! Yeah!
.... sugarpop? Are we that close?
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#63502
2003-08-15 12:37 AM
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What is an Oort cloud made of? Its an accumulation of cold hydrogen..Rock and gas orbiting the sun.What breed of dog do I have? chihuahua...?Rottweiler/border collie.How many cats do I own? two..?The answers could be three, one, or none.What is a shronk? (with an umlaut) German furnature. Big shelves and cabnets all stacked and stuff.... beautiful storage units.Howcome 90% of Americans think they're above average? because 90percent of Americans are egotistic know-it-allsWouldn't that be 40%?What's your favorite TMBG song? whos TMBG?A very cool band. Thay Might Be Giants. Look 'em up on one of them Napster ripoffs.If we evolved from apes, why are there still monkeys? because we didnt evolve from monkeys or apesBecause they've been evolving at the same time. We just evolved from the same ancestors.Why did they steal my CDs? because they wanted themNo they didn't. They wanted to sell them. They took a few crappy, unpopular stuff and left one or two of the better underground popular bands. They didn't know their material. ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif) I'm beginning to doubt your answering abilities, Lor. ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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#63503
2003-08-16 3:22 AM
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Well if your begining to doubt them Uschi then dont ask. :) Besides all in good fun hunny all in good fun!
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#63504
2003-08-16 3:23 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Hey, Lor:
What ever hapened to First National Bastard?
I believe he fell off a cliff, sad story. I quite liked the fello.
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#63505
2003-08-16 3:47 AM
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Answers to TK's Questions!What will my GPA be by the end of the year? averageI heard one main ingredient in hot dogs is earthworms. Is this true? If so, how much goes into one weiner? yep its true, its called erythorbate. As for how much is in a hotdog? well judgeing by the contents its second to last so probolly not alot.Do you believe in Social Deconstuction through Procreation? hahaha thats a funny theroy! not really, noWhat kind of acid do we have in our stomachs again? answer later.Why do most girls like bad boys? They treat em like shit, and then us good guys have to deal with all the baggage... razzen frazzen... Well, us grrls like bad guys for the shear fun and spontaniousness that come along with dateing a rebel. Their mysterious, swave, manly and just so darn hot, mm yes!
Its a sad thing when the good guys get the baggage but its not that bad being a good guy, even thought I get the hots for the bad guys, I perfer the good ones :) Is cold fusion possible? probollyWhy does NASA say they no longer have the technology to land on the moon?! How the hell could they lose it?! lol, lack in funding to get the technology probolly.Is clayface Hush? hard to sayJust how big is the hole in the Ozone Layer? pretty big, I know the one over Aussi is about the size of the country.Can anybody find me somebody to love? I think so. :)
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#63506
2003-08-15 7:56 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lor:
Also watch out that shes not the mooching type. You dont need that, those type of wimmen only lead to trouble. I'd hate to see that happen to you.
Thank you, Lor. You're a sweetheart in a million.
*kotn*
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#63507
2003-08-16 1:54 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lor:
Well if your begining to doubt them Uschi then dont ask. :)
But!... But then I can't... I wouldn't be able to be arrogant! God damn it!
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#63508
2003-08-16 2:14 AM
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You're so cute when you're arrogant!
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2003-08-17 4:26 AM
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2003-08-17 7:47 PM
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Mother, Why must we grow old and die?
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2003-08-17 9:58 PM
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2003-08-17 10:10 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
You, however, are NOT.
...how bout when I'm pathetic?
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#63513
2003-08-17 11:07 PM
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You might look cute if you got put in a trash compactor and lived. Small cute.
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#63514
2003-08-17 11:13 PM
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That's it! I'm callin' JGoldman666! He'll get the cops on you real good!
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2003-08-17 11:14 PM
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![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif) Rar. Every girl loves a man in uniform.
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#63516
2003-08-17 11:19 PM
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2003-08-17 11:21 PM
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I was kidding. Uniforms? No way. Suits? Nice suits? All the way. I though I'd gone over this before.
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2003-08-17 11:28 PM
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What do you expect from a guy who was just stashed in a compacter a couple of posts ago?
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2003-08-17 11:29 PM
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I expected you'd be a little cuter...
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2003-08-18 12:01 AM
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2003-08-18 12:04 AM
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2003-08-18 12:09 AM
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2003-08-18 12:18 AM
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![[gulp!]](gulp.gif) Heh. I'm blushing!
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2003-08-18 12:29 AM
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2003-09-10 12:46 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Moe:
I've got a red rash on my Ball Sac.......any creams you can reccomend to make it go away?
Prep-H Hemroidel cream..
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2003-09-10 12:48 AM
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Lor:
Also watch out that shes not the mooching type. You dont need that, those type of wimmen only lead to trouble. I'd hate to see that happen to you.
Thank you, Lor. You're a sweetheart in a million.
*kotn*
:)
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2003-09-10 12:50 AM
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quote:
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Mother, Why must we grow old and die?
because hunny, if we dont, wed need a bigger planet.. and DONT CALL ME MOTHER!
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