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Karla #635501 2006-03-07 3:51 AM
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Lala....you need to change the avatar. Right now you look like that other sister in here. There's nothing worse than showing up to a party dressed like a Kamphausen.




Other sister? anyways, it's done. I thought that avatar was better than curious george. oh well, I'll look elsewhere for a better monkey avatar





And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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thanks. It's just what I always wanted, a blow up monkey. maybe it'll work better than my doll

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thanks. It's just what I always wanted, a blow up monkey. maybe it'll work better than my doll



i think its about time for you to know, your brother, is well, um....



And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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that is wrong in like 4 kinda ways

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well, now that's quite alright.i guess some good can come form just about anything

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that is wrong in like 4 kinda ways




Only 4 ways!!! Thanks to that no more dolls of any kind for me. Now I have to go back to men

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but...but .i..i had #248. I was right after Flipper.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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hi sneaky!

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Lala....you need to change the avatar. Right now you look like that other sister in here. There's nothing worse than showing up to a party dressed like a Kamphausen.




Other sister? anyways, it's done. I thought that avatar was better than curious george. oh well, I'll look elsewhere for a better monkey avatar








How about one that's smaller? --->

Now that's cool.

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tequila!!!

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Only if they're on that monkey

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and it's drinking tequila

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Only if they're on that monkey




That doesn't make any sense. The nanodes would implode.


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and it's drinking tequila





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the last time I drank tequila, I almost died. My boyfriend at the time decided that the night I was already pissed out of my tree was a great night for me to show him how i handle my tequila (which up to this point i had done very well). I should add in fairness that he didn't know I had just drank myself into oblivion with rye. Anyways we got into this huge fight and I ran away from him across a street I thought was safe. Apparently, a car missed me by less than 2 feet. Just thought I'd share

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...the very pants I was returning. That's perfect irony. Elaine, that's interesting writing!


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the last time I drank tequila, I almost died. My boyfriend at the time decided that the night I was already pissed out of my tree was a great night for me to show him how i handle my tequila (which up to this point i had done very well). I should add in fairness that he didn't know I had just drank myself into oblivion with rye. Anyways we got into this huge fight and I ran away from him across a street I thought was safe. Apparently, a car missed me by less than 2 feet. Just thought I'd share



sadly i can top this.
moments of 4-6 hour periods issing from my day, piercings i don't recall, waking up ina park in a different country with my ride leaving me there.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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the last time I drank tequila, I almost died. My boyfriend at the time decided that the night I was already pissed out of my tree was a great night for me to show him how i handle my tequila (which up to this point i had done very well). I should add in fairness that he didn't know I had just drank myself into oblivion with rye. Anyways we got into this huge fight and I ran away from him across a street I thought was safe. Apparently, a car missed me by less than 2 feet. Just thought I'd share




the drink of choice. never havealmost died, but i have had many a fun nights with tequila to blame. cheap tequila, good tequila, it's all great!

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bout the worst aside from the normal fights, arghuements with gf's, whatever, would prolly be the woman i was dating at the time n i went out, i got arrested, she picked me up the next day at the county jail, so we went out to celebrate, and the next morning i went and picked her up from the county jail.

funny now, but, it pretty much sucked at the time

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the last time I drank tequila, I almost died. My boyfriend at the time decided that the night I was already pissed out of my tree was a great night for me to show him how i handle my tequila (which up to this point i had done very well). I should add in fairness that he didn't know I had just drank myself into oblivion with rye. Anyways we got into this huge fight and I ran away from him across a street I thought was safe. Apparently, a car missed me by less than 2 feet. Just thought I'd share



sadly i can top this.
moments of 4-6 hour periods issing from my day, piercings i don't recall, waking up ina park in a different country with my ride leaving me there.




That's not sad at all. I can top my tequila story too. We just happened to be talking tequila so I shared my story. Anyone who has ever really drank has good stories (or bad depending on the way they changed you). I don't regret my drinking days for a moment. Lotta fun

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heh, lotta saturday mornings goin in for voluntary ot and spending most of it layin on a table wishin i had just went to bed instead of coming straight from a friends drinkin to work.

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Yeah, but hitting on a customs agent was a bit much.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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heh, lotta saturday mornings goin in for voluntary ot and spending most of it layin on a table wishin i had just went to bed instead of coming straight from a friends drinkin to work.




when i was younger i was able to do the same. i hung out all the time with the bar staff after hours. one bar owner lived right by my work (like a block) so we'd all head to his place. Of course the bar staff were always just gettin thier night started so i'd just stay up. he actually had a bartender that looked almost exactly like Mel Gibson (my friend said he sucked in bed tho, too small)

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we did most our drinkin away from bars. load up on beer, and me and my gf at the time both shared a like for tequila so we would get and split a bottle of that too. and just load up during happy hours and kick back with some buds drinkin n shit. easier not havn to go anywhere, cheaper, and only 4 bars. 2 were country. needless to say they mostly sucked.

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I mostly went to bars. never had any money but always left drunk. I went to the same places so I knew everyone, knowing the owners always helped. My friends always were putting drinks in my hand.

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and a cock in her mouth!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i need to meet more girls like her!


small town, crappy bars, and the local cops have no problems keepin an eye on a total of 4 bars in 3 small towns. fuckers. better to stay at home and get wasted with your friends.

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Actually, they were named Sandra, Denise, Theo, Vanessa, and Rudy. Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! What show did YOU watch?

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Lookit what Lala sent me in my e-mail, it's the whole damned family (this was taken the one time I saw my folks in the past ten years...about 5 years ago):



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you're the one in the blue shirt with long hair and breasts.....right klint?

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