Will I ever get a motorcycle?
Will I also get an Elvis sequined cape to wear while riding the motorcycle?
Furry boots too?
I could totally go for that penguin as my avatar.
You know those pretty pictures with all the penguins mobbed up on a cliff and one or two are in the air, jumping into the water? Um, those vicious brutes on the cliff pushed to falling ones off to test the water for sealions.
