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#635869 2006-03-06 10:44 AM
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My fiance, whom several of you may have met either in drunken chat or posts on Saturday, decided that she wanted her own name to post under. Anyone who wants to petition for her to dump me and marry them should probably start by introducing themselves here.


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*blush*

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Hi sweetmarlene. That is all. No marriage proposal. For now...


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I too feel it's too early for sweetmarlene to propose to me.

Give it a week.

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Hihi, Marlene...Gots to say, we need to buy you some glasses.


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Hi Marlene!


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Welcome Marlene...

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and his front, too!


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heya, marlene.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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i'd propose, but, the old lady gets mad when i do that.

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i'd propose, but, the old lady gets mad when i do that.





Tell your mom you're a big boy now and can pick your own playmates...


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huzzah!!!! thanks klinton!!! but what do i tell my wife?

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Oh...you're one of them 'southern folk'. Nevermind then....carry on.


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Oh...you're one of them 'southern folk'. Nevermind then....carry on.




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Marlene.you am leave Killconey and come on over to URG's cave. URG am treat you good.........................for a couple of weeks.


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My name is Daffy Duck,
I worked on a Merry-Go-Round,
The job was swell
I think quite well
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.

The guy that worked with me,
Was a horse with a lavender eye,
Around in whirls, we'd wink at girls
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.

Up and down and around it we sped,
That dizzy pace soon went to my head,
Now you know why I'm dizzy
And do the things I do
I am assumin' you'd be too
If the Merry-go-round broke down.
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Marlene.you am leave Killconey and come on over to URG's cave. URG am treat you good.........................for a couple of weeks.




Well, while it is undeniable that URG am real man, something tells me even that wouldn't be enough to separate these two. To quote Mallrats, they're retarded for each other.

Besides, if hulking, mighty caveman were the first item on Marlene's list, my roommate might not have done quite so well for himself. I'm just saying...

Stay strong, URG. There am lots of fish in the sea, and you am real man, after all.


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I think, for now, I'll just stick with Killconey. He's serving his purpose well.

I'll keep all your comments in mind should he ever step out of line.


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So.........What's your going rate?

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So.........What's your going rate?




Sorry, I'm not a transexual.


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Sorry, I'm not a transexual.




But you are a prostitute.

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Sorry, I'm not a transexual.




But you are a prostitute.


What?? I'm not getting paid!! Was I supposed to be paid???


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Junkie-Whores dude....

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Hello Marlene. I'd just like to state that I guaran-damn-tee I'll break up you and Killconey just like I did Sammitch and Meeko.


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So.........What's your going rate?




Sorry, I'm not a transexual.




1,000 points.

And Sammitch, I'm just joshing you. You knows I love ya!


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MILKY WAY
A poem for Marlene, written by Son of Mxy (handsomer than Coney)

Uh dduhn ma eum eu ro juhn hal kka nan nuh ae gae
nuh reul geu ryuh waht dun sul reh lim nan ki da ryut suh
ji na buh rin shi gan hahm kkeh hal soon up suh do
ee jen nuh ae gae jool nae ga ga jin geu soo mah neun nal deel

Na reul seu chyuh ga neun bah rahm ee nae gae mal hae joo nae
moon deek ga kka wuh jin kyae juhl eul yuh ki bul ruh waht suh
da shi ga go shi puh sae sahng eul moh reu dun shi juhl
ee jen nae gae ro ol sae sahng ae bi chin na ei moh seub
uhn jen ga soh joong hahm ma juh ee uh buh rin cha nan
uh reun ee dwi buh ryut ji
Yeah I need you!

Uhn jae na nae kyu tae ee suh jwuh na reul no chi ji mal ah jwuh
kka mahn bahm nae ahn ae pyul chyuh jin sae kyae ro
kku meun bahn jjahk ee go ee suh
uh de rohn ga geu luh kae ruh ga ji
On my milky way

Na ei jahk eun eul nae mil uh nuh reul boo reul ddae
Uhn jae la do kat eun ja ri ae nun ki da ryut ji nae
Gae sohk sak ee dun nuh mahn ei bi mil ei yahk sohk
Kat eun shi gan sohk ae hahm kkeh ha kil won haet dun guh ya
Ji geum ga mahn hee reul ki ool yuh ki da ryuh waht dun juh
Kat eun nal ei no rae reul
I believe!

* Oo yun hahn sarang eul chaj ahs dun na reul ji ga bo go ee suht ji
Uhn jae na mahn nal soo ee suht dun goht ae suh
Nuh reul ki da ri go ee suh

Bok hahn sae sahng sohk ae kat chin che so ee
Da ji ah nah nan doo ryuh wuh suh
Ha ji mahn kyae sohk ga do dwi gaet ji sae ro
Oon na nal ei shi jahk eu ro
I need you!

Uhn jae na nae kyu tae ee suh jwuh na reul nu chi ji mal ah jwuh
Kka mahn bahm nae ahn ae pyul chyuh jin sae kyae ro
Kku meun bahn jjahk ee go ee suh
I believe!

Uh de rohn ga geu luh kae lo ruh ga ji
On my milky way

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P.S.

this poem is about real life and real people.

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So.........What's your going rate?




Sorry, I'm not a transexual.




1,000 points.

And Sammitch, I'm just joshing you. You knows I love ya!


Oh. So it's ok for you to tease people but no one else huh? You Bald Hypocrite!

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So.........What's your going rate?




Sorry, I'm not a transexual.




1,000 points.

And Sammitch, I'm just joshing you. You knows I love ya!


Oh. So it's ok for you to tease people but no one else huh? You Bald Hypocrite!




No shit. Guy is lucky someone intervened or he'd still be giving you new sig material in chat!


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So.........What's your going rate?




Sorry, I'm not a transexual.




1,000 points.

And Sammitch, I'm just joshing you. You knows I love ya!


Oh. So it's ok for you to tease people but no one else huh? You Bald Hypocrite!




Technically, marlene was the one who was teasing Pariah. And I hereby give Nowhereman full permission to tease whenever he wants, because that Balder the Brave pic still provides me with a hearty chuckle.


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Okay... so, whom have I in some way assisted bringing to this board? Sammitch, who in turn brough Meeko and Killconey, who in turn brought SweetMarlene...

Geez... I'm like the Pro of the Midwest!

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CHEWY FOR PRESIDENT!

SAMMITCH FOR VICE PRESIDENT!

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CHEWY FOR PRESIDENT!

SAMMITCH FOR VICE PRESIDENT!




Son of Myx for eager intern!!


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