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fuck you klinton. I don't wanna be meat in a chewy sammitch sandwich.
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Nor does anyone else.
Including me.
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Sure, chewy, suuuuuuuure....
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CHEWY FOR PRESIDENT!
SAMMITCH FOR VICE PRESIDENT!
I concur! I'm nowhere near as charismatic... I'll just run my shadowy corporate machine and accidentally shoot hunting buddies now and then. 
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Don't take it personally Sammitch. Chewy was here first. It was him who noticed that there was a void, and it was him who said "Let there be gay" and then there was Rob.
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Okay... so, whom have I in some way assisted bringing to this board? Sammitch, who in turn brough Meeko and Killconey, who in turn brought SweetMarlene...
Geez... I'm like the Pro of the Midwest!
I was bound to join eventually. I asked him to show me what all I had to do to join this, so really it was own doing...but if you want to take credit I suppose that's okay.
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I've been trying to tell you that I didn't order the veal, I ordered the chicken.
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no offense to Killconey but I seem to have developed a schoolgirl crush on marlene.
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Does no-one here have compassion for veal? Good lord, it's like I'm dancing in peanut butter or something. I'm trying to convey a genuine problem to the public at large, and all you people can think about is how to eat more veal. What is wrong with the universe that makes it so veal-hungry? It's shameful.
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I have never eaten veal, and I too think it's quite cruel.
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Finally, Snarf and I are on the same page on the veal-chicken matter. I can only pray that sweetmarlene and her devilish veal conspiracy will not last another day and that her tyrannical reign of not giving me the right order of chicken will end, and end now.
She thinks that I'm not on to her, but I am, and I see her what she truly is: a soulless, heartless, evil despot bitchqueen intent on ridding the world of chicken orders and replacing them with veal orders so that honest, hardworking people like myself will have nothing to strive for when we get up in the morning and think about what we're going to get that night for dinner at the chickenhut.
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What's a veal?
It's devilfood, spread like a plague across the western lands by that veal-mongering whoredemon sweetmarlene. I didn't order it. I ordered chicken. For an age, I've fought an impossible war with time and money and forks so that an unforgivable wrong might one day be righted. Tears of joy and relief swell in my eyes when I ponder the thought that my struggle may soon be over and that I can return to my wife and children and proudly proclaim that I got the right order.
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Finally, Snarf and I are on the same page on the veal-chicken matter. I can only pray that sweetmarlene and her devilish veal conspiracy will not last another day and that her tyrannical reign of not giving me the right order of chicken will end, and end now.
She thinks that I'm not on to her, but I am, and I see her what she truly is: a soulless, heartless, evil despot bitchqueen intent on ridding the world of chicken orders and replacing them with veal orders so that honest, hardworking people like myself will have nothing to strive for when we get up in the morning and think about what we're going to get that night for dinner at the chickenhut.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
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Be warned: all those who stand in the way of truth and accurate chicken orders shall suffer the same fate as that lying, deceitful, veal-hoarding succubus. I shall spare no-one. Not even my only friend, Gerald in your living room.
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Hello Marlene. I'd just like to state that I guaran-damn-tee I'll break up you and Killconey just like I did Sammitch and Meeko. 
You're on!
Reveling in the knowledge that Sammitch will never interrupt my nookie ever again.
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no offense to Killconey but I seem to have developed a schoolgirl crush on marlene.
Who can blame you? She's hot!
Reveling in the knowledge that Sammitch will never interrupt my nookie ever again.
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no offense to Killconey but I seem to have developed a schoolgirl crush on marlene.
Who can blame you? She's hot!
Awww, thanks honey.
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Okay... so, whom have I in some way assisted bringing to this board? Sammitch, who in turn brough Meeko and Killconey, who in turn brought SweetMarlene...
Geez... I'm like the Pro of the Midwest!
I was bound to join eventually. I asked him to show me what all I had to do to join this, so really it was own doing...but if you want to take credit I suppose that's okay.
I started the ball rolling, though. Got Philsy to sign up, all but dared KC to join... and he, in turn, managed to get you to join. It's called 'trickle-down economics'...
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That happens to me after I get a lap dance.
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What do the strippers think about you when they discover you peed your pants? Do they give you a coupon for Depends?
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But that other stuff doesn't trickle as well. It's more viscous...
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Hello Marlene. I'd just like to state that I guaran-damn-tee I'll break up you and Killconey just like I did Sammitch and Meeko.
You're on!
Killconey has officially given me permission to break up him and marlene.
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I just gave the world permission to end itself but don't expect any raptures soon!
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if it helps, i gave my permission for you to be co-deep thoguht mod, but it didn't do you much
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Killconey has officially given me permission to break up him and marlene.
Yes, and given that he laughed hysterically before doing so...I'm not sure he's worried.
Still, I'll give you this coupon for free soap if you just kill marlene. Then, everybody wins. Everyone important, at least.
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SCIENCE!!!!
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SCIENCE!!!!
"She blinded me! with SCIENCE!!!"
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sweetmarlene has until midnight tomorrow to get my chicken order right or else I'm going to punch her in the face Oakley-style.
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You don't deserve chicken.
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Killconey has officially given me permission to break up him and marlene.
Yes, and given that he laughed hysterically before doing so...I'm not sure he's worried.
Still, I'll give you this coupon for free soap if you just kill marlene. Then, everybody wins. Everyone important, at least.
If I kill myself do I get free soap?
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That just means you're becoming a woman.
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