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That just means you're becoming a woman.
 
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If I kill myself do I get free soap?
I'd really prefer chicken.
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If I kill myself do I get free soap?
I'd really prefer chicken.
I don't think you deserve chicken.
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Huh? 
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What's a nubian?
BLACK RAGE!!! 
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Damn you, you evil wench.
BLACK RAGE!!!
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what's a fiance?
BLACK RAGE!!!
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I don't like black rages.
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BLACK RAGE!!!
Anger is never the answer, Killconey.
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what's a fiance?
BLACK RAGE!!!
You weirdo.
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Journal Entry May 18th, 2003
I missed my son's sixth birthday today. Why? Because I'm still paralyzed from the anger-stroke I suffered after receiving veal instead of the chicken I requested! I have nothing else to do but sit here and plot my revenge as Gerald dictates my posts.
I hate you sweetmarlene. With every fiber of my being.
-Anibal M. Alman, III
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I don't like black rages.
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Hello Marlene. I'd just like to state that I guaran-damn-tee I'll break up you and Killconey just like I did Sammitch and Meeko. 
You're on!
Killconey has officially given me permission to break up him and marlene.
I'd say that's the mark of a supremely confident man, but his rival for her affections is YOU. Which is kinda like challenging a Chinese man to a big dick contest.
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what's a fiance?
Something Snarf will never have.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Journal Entry October 23rd, 2000
The world is a great and wonderful place. Every morning when I get up I'm reminded of how truly blessed we all are by God and his infinite wisdom. I can't imagine anything taking away the happiness I feel right now. What a wonderful day to be alive.
Anyway, I'm off to dinner. I feel like chicken tonight.
-Anibal M. Alman, III
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Journal Entry October 24th, 2000
The world is a cruel and horrible place. Every morning when I get up I'm reminded of how truly fucked we all are by that sadistic bastard God and his sick, twisted way of building up our spirits just so that he can crush them. I hope whoever that waitress was that gave me veal gets rectal cancer and dies a long and excrutiating death, then spends the rest of eternity burning in the darkest, blackest, foulest pits of hell where she'll be tortured and maimed like all the other truly disgusting bits of human refuse that polluted the world with their presence.
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what's a fiance?
Something Snarf will never have.
Nor PCG.
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Journal Entry May 8th, 2002
I bought some TNT and a catapult so I could kill sweetmarlene today, but it ended up backfiring and I fell down a canyon, exploded and was then squashed. sweetmarlene stuck out her tongue and then ran away really fast.
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Journal Entry June 30th, 2003
I hired a hitman to take out sweetmarlene. She should be dead any day now. Then I can move on with the shattered remains of my life. Hopefully this will go better than that time I sent her anthrax.
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Journal Entry January 4th, 2006
Dear God,
If you smite sweetmarlene I'll take back all those times I called you a worthless sack of fermented rectum-juice and promise never to insult you again. Please just think about it. I could do good work converting for you; I know a lot of Jews.
-Anibal M. Alman, III
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Journal Entry January 4th, 2006
Dear God,
If you smite sweetmarlene I'll take back all those times I called you a worthless sack of fermented rectum-juice and promise never to insult you again. Please just think about it. I could do good work converting for you; I know a lot of Jews.
-Anibal M. Alman, III
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Journal Entry January 4th, 2006
Dear God,
If you smite sweetmarlene I'll take back all those times I called you a worthless sack of fermented rectum-juice and promise never to insult you again. Please just think about it. I could do good work converting for you; I know a lot of Jews.
-Anibal M. Alman, III
*mwah-hahaha* I'M STILL ALIVE, SUCKA!!
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Journal Entry January 4th, 2006
Dear God,
If you smite sweetmarlene I'll take back all those times I called you a worthless sack of fermented rectum-juice and promise never to insult you again. Please just think about it. I could do good work converting for you; I know a lot of Jews.
-Anibal M. Alman, III
*mwah-hahaha* I'M STILL ALIVE, SUCKA!!
How does she do it?!? 
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Journal Entry February 22nd, 2006
I wish I knew who sweetmarlene's fiance was so that I could inject him with AIDS and then watch as they produce AIDS-offspring and raise AIDS-pets and buy AIDS-furniture and move into their half-acre AIDS-home. Of course, I'm not sure I like the idea of there being more people like sweetmarlene in the world. It might be better just to sterilize her. I will investigate this further.
Just to clarify: AIDS is no joke. Unless it's sweetmarlene getting AIDS. Then it's a damn fine comedy.
-Anibal M. Alman, III
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If you want, we can get together sometime for the injection.
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If you want, we can get together sometime for the injection.
I have no idea who you are, but I'm not interested in your fetishes. I'm looking for sweetmarlene's fiance.
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If you want, we can get together sometime for the injection.
I have no idea who you are, but I'm not interested in your fetishes. I'm looking for sweetmarlene's fiance.
Whoops. Sorry about that. If I see him, I'll let him know.
(damn, thwarted again in my eternal quest for injections)
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