Journal Entry January 4th, 2006
Dear God,

If you smite sweetmarlene I'll take back all those times I called you a worthless sack of fermented rectum-juice and promise never to insult you again. Please just think about it. I could do good work converting for you; I know a lot of Jews.

-Anibal M. Alman, III

MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.