Journal Entry February 22nd, 2006 I wish I knew who sweetmarlene's fiance was so that I could inject him with AIDS and then watch as they produce AIDS-offspring and raise AIDS-pets and buy AIDS-furniture and move into their half-acre AIDS-home. Of course, I'm not sure I like the idea of there being more people like sweetmarlene in the world. It might be better just to sterilize her. I will investigate this further.
Just to clarify: AIDS is no joke. Unless it's sweetmarlene getting AIDS. Then it's a damn fine comedy.
