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chuck was born with the beard. kirk was just an itch in chucks pants for years til kirk's mom caught the shock wave from a chuck roundhouse. 9 months later, kirk was born




Hahahaha, that's funny, Kirk was "born", good one.

Demigods aren't "born".


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i know. chuck just is, created when the last universe went out in one mighty roundhouse which gave birth to the new one. kirk...he was an accident. cause condoms suck

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cause condoms suck




That explains Pariah. That, and incest.


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one mystery solved. next?

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Where do babies come from?


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i'll tell you when your older.

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Where do babies come from?




If you have to ask, I don't think you deserve to find out for yourself.


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Storks. Don't you watch cartoons?


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Nononononononononononononononono!


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Where do babies come from?




If you have to ask, I don't think you deserve to find out for yourself.




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pussies


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um...spoilers?


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Storks. Don't you watch cartoons?




Aye carumba! Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?

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pussies




Get bent, man. That's "kittens".

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I find the Simpsons annoying now. Ashley especially.


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yeah...is she the yellow one? with the yellow hair? or the blue hair?

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She's the one who lipsynchs.


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well, now it all makes sense

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Old man river. That old man river.


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those were the perfect wordss. perfect

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Please, let's keep this thread focused on killing sweetmarlene. If we put our heads together, I'm sure we'll find a way to accomplish our mission.






...no, Tim, not those heads.


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What if we want to keep her alive to torment you?


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now your just talkin crazy

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Hey, I tried ripping out her heart and now I have a zombie fiance. That's pretty kinky, but I'm thinking that death isn't an option for her.


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if she is a zombie, that whole biting thing just got a lot less sexy

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zombassist!


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zombassist!




we need a zombie rights movement here...


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I think I may offically be out of ideas on how to kill sweetmarlene. Which means I may never avenge my wrong order of veal. Shit.


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Would you like my help

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Sshyeah!


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Stick her on the special bus with PCG and she'll be taken care of in no time.

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Hmm, interesting...death by annoyance, hadn't thought of that.


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yeah, rounded scissors piss me off too

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zombassist!




we need a zombie rights movement here...






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