#63569
2003-09-21 4:27 AM
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Why does Uschi call me 'little robot'?
Am I a robot?
How much for the little girl?
Which Satan's better: Pacino Satan, or Mortensen Satan?
Do we have past lives, or just flashes of vivid imagination?
Does everybody want to rule the world?
Am I hungry like a wolf?
You ever see the man in the mirror?
What's going on with Light Propulsion?
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#63570
2003-09-21 4:44 AM
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you call yourself TK-069. The first avatar I recognised you as was R2-D2. You are the friendly robot... a bastardized version of the little artoo.
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#63571
2003-09-21 4:55 AM
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Hey, who you callin' 'little'?
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#63572
2003-09-21 7:35 AM
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Can a man truly change? I mean if he sincerely repents before his fellow man and in the eyes of our Lord Jesus Christ, who died upon the cross, Amen?
And if he seeks forgiveness for the injurious wrongs he has performed against his brothers and sisters almost since the time of his birth and atones for these grave misdeeds?
And if he turns his back on spiritous liquor and cheap bar room floozies and shuns the sinful back room encounters where he engulfed the genitals of strange men just as the mighty whale engulfed Jonah?
Can I get a Hallelujah?
Can I get an Amen?
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#63573
2003-09-21 6:51 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lor:
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Originally posted by Sideways:
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Originally posted by Lor:
tee hee hee, I think its the cutest kiss ever sideways thank you hehehehe ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif) ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
Using cuteness on cuteness. I did well, I must say.
Maybe I can look around IM a bit, if anyone shows up...
*giggles*
your so sweet sideways :)
Thanks. I only wish that others who agree with you would show up on AIM... I'm overstocked with these freaking nose kisses and have nowhere to plant them.
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#63574
2003-09-22 9:09 PM
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Why isn't supper done yet? It's been in the oven for over a half hour. ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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#63575
2003-09-22 9:15 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Why isn't supper done yet?
It's been in the oven for over a half hour.
Because you're supposed to turn the oven on.
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#63576
2003-09-23 12:19 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Will I ever get a motorcycle?
If you work really hard of it yes
Will I also get an Elvis sequined cape to wear while riding the motorcycle?
only if youve been a good girl this year
Furry boots too?
maybe
I could totally go for that penguin as my avatar.
:)
You know those pretty pictures with all the penguins mobbed up on a cliff and one or two are in the air, jumping into the water? Um, those vicious brutes on the cliff pushed to falling ones off to test the water for sealions.
yes I do. thats so mean! cleaver, but MEAN!
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#63577
2003-09-23 12:29 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
What is the most important quality in a relationship?
communication
What do most people see first when attracted to a member of the opposite sex?
looks
Why does ZOD deny his love for super-dong?
hes shy
How much money would it take for you to take it up the butt?
none if its Robby! Anyone else, two million
When will aural sex be all the rage?
3015
Nudist communes: Why are we so against them?
Me personally, because I'm shy about seeing strangers nakid in public. Its all in opinion really.
Would you rather marry a man with above-average intelligence and a one-incher, or a below-average man with a ten-incher?
A, because a ten incher no matter what his intelligence would rip my little body in two, ouch!
Lesbianism: Why do we love it so?
because your a guy
Just how much ozone do we have left?
dont know exactually but I'll guess at it. Mayb 90 or 85%...
Is it true in 50 years, all natural resources will be depleted?
probolly, wouldnt surprise me any
What does penguin meat taste like?
dont know but I would guess pretty rubbery and yucky
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#63578
2003-09-23 12:32 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Why is Rice-A-Roni the "San Francisco Treat" when it's made in Chicago?
becaaause... Chicago makes better rice.. either that or perhaps Chicago is trying to be as good as San Fran. who knows, probolly just a ploy to get you to buy their product. :)
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#63579
2003-09-23 12:39 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lor:
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Originally posted by TK-069:
How much money would it take for you to take it up the butt?
none if its Robby! Anyone else, two million
But Rob's gay!
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#63580
2003-09-23 12:41 AM
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What is the Secret Origin of Lor?
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#63581
2003-09-23 12:53 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Why is it called American Furniture Warehouse when all the goods are imported?
it was once probolly all made here when the place first opened so they named it that.
Do you know the muffin man?
no acctually, I hear hes a nice guy though
Did I really make Bastard go away?
naah
Are people inherantly good or evil?
I think not, I think we choose which path early on
Do you believe in god?
I think someone already ask me this but yes, yes I do
Do you believe in Bob Saget?
lol not really, I never thought he to be much funny
Have you ever taken a life directly?
no, not yet anyway *evil grin*
What's up?
oh nuttin much just answering your questions, wot up wit you?
How come water gets less dense as it gets colder and everything else gets more dense?
because it condenses I would guess
What materials cool down when energy is added to them?
thermal tape
If the nucleus of an atom was the size of an apple and located at the center of the earth, where would the electron be "orbiting?"
in about the mantel I would guess
What is a quantum leap?
a scifi show
Do you like Big Bird?
I do now, but when I was little he use to scare me
What about Superman? (wait, that's a yes, I remember.)
What is your most frequently asked question?
about my name, Lor, people are always asking about it. Whats it stand for, what kind of name is Lor, yadda yadda, ect
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#63582
2003-09-23 1:01 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Why does Uschi call me 'little robot'?
and I quote, "you call yourself TK-069. The first avatar I recognised you as was R2-D2. You are the friendly robot... a bastardized version of the little artoo."-- Uschi
Am I a robot?
of course
How much for the little girl?
not for sale
Which Satan's better: Pacino Satan, or Mortensen Satan?
uh, neither
Do we have past lives, or just flashes of vivid imagination?
depends on who you ask. me Id say vivd imaginations
Does everybody want to rule the world?
no
Am I hungry like a wolf?
more like a cow
You ever see the man in the mirror?
cant say that I have
What's going on with Light Propulsion?
http://www.howstuffworks.com/light-propulsion.htm
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#63583
2003-09-23 1:07 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
Can a man truly change? I mean if he sincerely repents before his fellow man and in the eyes of our Lord Jesus Christ, who died upon the cross, Amen?
I truely believe so, it takes alot of hard work and dedication but yes it can be done.
And if he seeks forgiveness for the injurious wrongs he has performed against his brothers and sisters almost since the time of his birth and atones for these grave misdeeds?
Are you asking if he'll be saved or if he'll find that forgiveness, what are you asking?
And if he turns his back on spiritous liquor and cheap bar room floozies and shuns the sinful back room encounters where he engulfed the genitals of strange men just as the mighty whale engulfed Jonah?
again, what are you asking?
Can I get a Hallelujah?
Sure!
Can I get an Amen?
Yes!
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#63584
2003-09-23 1:10 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Sideways: Thanks. I only wish that others who agree with you would show up on AIM... I'm overstocked with these freaking nose kisses and have nowhere to plant them.
Your welcome :)
You can always plant them on me!
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#63585
2003-09-23 1:11 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Jack Mehoff:
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Originally posted by Uschi:
Why isn't supper done yet?
It's been in the oven for over a half hour.
Because you're supposed to turn the oven on.
Exactually!
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#63586
2003-09-23 1:13 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
What is the Secret Origin of Lor?
Cant tell! Its a secret!
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#63587
2003-09-23 1:35 AM
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#63588
2003-09-23 1:35 AM
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I'd tell you my secret origin if I had one!
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#63589
2003-09-23 1:38 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
You know those pretty pictures with all the penguins mobbed up on a cliff and one or two are in the air, jumping into the water? Um, those vicious brutes on the cliff pushed to falling ones off to test the water for sealions.
This led Mrs. Popper to the conclusion that they were "heathens."
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#63590
2003-09-23 11:08 PM
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Mr.Poppers just thought they were tasty. And had this little fantasy about dressing up like a sealion and having penguins drop on top of him.
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#63591
2003-09-23 11:10 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lor:
How come water gets less dense as it gets colder and everything else gets more dense?
because it condenses I would guess
Ha ha ha ha ha! GREAT!!
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#63592
2003-09-23 11:44 PM
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Really? I thought he was just into beastiality. ![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif)
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#63593
2003-09-23 11:46 PM
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#63594
2003-09-24 12:01 AM
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Where do babies come from?
Is it true we see a blue sky in part because of dust particles?
Anyone have a crush on me?
Why call Freud the Father of Psychology when his models are untestable?
Seriously, how much of a chance do I have hooking up with Heidi Klum?
When will I finally get my big break as a penciller?
Where's KITT?
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#63595
2003-09-24 12:07 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Is it true we see a blue sky in part because of dust particles?
You never asked ME that... not once. Not on my 'Ask a Scientist' thread.
*sniff*
...mr.unfriendly robot...
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#63596
2003-09-24 12:13 AM
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Why ask when it's obvious that the answer's no?
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#63597
2003-09-24 12:17 AM
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Asking Lor is fun. She makes up funny answers to scientific queries.
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#63598
2003-09-24 12:28 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
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Originally posted by TK-069:
Is it true we see a blue sky in part because of dust particles?
You never asked ME that... not once. Not on my 'Ask a Scientist' thread.
*sniff*
...mr.unfriendly robot...
Oh, I see how it is! You want my attention, but feign disinterest. You ain't trickin' me, missy!
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#63599
2003-09-24 12:30 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
You ain't trickin' me, missy!
Oh, so THAT's the problem here. No, I don't "trick" people. Sorry. Try Stareena or Butter.
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#63600
2003-09-24 12:31 AM
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#63601
2003-09-24 12:38 AM
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100101011010101101010100100011!
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#63602
2003-09-24 12:41 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Asking Lor is fun. She makes up funny answers to scientific queries.
And that's why she gets a...
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#63603
2003-09-24 4:05 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Where do babies come from?
heaven
Is it true we see a blue sky in part because of dust particles?
I guess
Anyone have a crush on me?
sure
Why call Freud the Father of Psychology when his models are untestable?
cause its fun..
Seriously, how much of a chance do I have hooking up with Heidi Klum?
sorry to say but one in one billion-trillion-and two
When will I finally get my big break as a
penciller?
soon
Where's KITT?
over there ----->
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#63604
2003-09-24 4:06 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Sideways:
quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Asking Lor is fun. She makes up funny answers to scientific queries.
And that's why she gets a...
*giggles*
![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#63605
2003-09-24 10:34 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lor:
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Originally posted by TK-069:
Anyone have a crush on me?
sure
WHO?
Seriously, how much of a chance do I have hooking up with Heidi Klum?
sorry to say but one in one billion-trillion-and two
Dammit! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
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2003-09-25 2:24 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
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Originally posted by Lor:
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Originally posted by TK-069:
Anyone have a crush on me?
sure
WHO?
*hmm, well, yah see, I , kinda, sorta, um like you, and uh I didnt want to say <blushing>* ![[gulp!]](gulp.gif)
Seriously, how much of a chance do I have hooking up with Heidi Klum?
sorry to say but one in one billion-trillion-and two
Dammit!
*I sorry, really I am* :)
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#63607
2003-09-25 8:02 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
100101011010101101010100100011!
Damn homie!
She musta really pissed you off!
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#63608
2003-09-25 8:06 PM
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Indeed she did. But she knows her true feelings. She mad at me 'cause she's mad at herself. Anywho, Lor likes me now. ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
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