If I cut my fingernails RIGHT NOW, and never cut them again up untill my death, how many cheeseburgers can I eat in one sitting?

Do you really not know why the sky is blue, or were you just trying to bug me?

What will I do without my bitch for three whole days?! Oh god, ZOD! What was I thinking!?!?

Why is the woman so against having an elephant in the book "But No Elephants!"?

Why do birds sing so gay?

Did you enjoy Hush?

What's your Top Five records?