Lor?

R u there?

It's me, TK. Remember?

How're ya?

Gonna watch the Monday Night game?

You like Football? Never asked ya before.

Does Dave really eat poo?

He won't be at Nature Con 2004, will he?

Who will be there?

Have you ever been a victim of a teabagger?

Is it true if you put a pregnant woman's hand in a bowl of warm water, the baby pops out?

Ever eaten any monkey? Ostrich? Zebra? Koala? Kangaroo? Dog? Cat? Alligator? Snake? I have.

What is the nickname for a female dectective?

When will internal mini-modems be installed in our brains?