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#63649 2003-09-29 2:52 AM
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Ahh Poland, the world's punching bag. This is opposed to Korea, the world's asshole. I went there a while ago and I WAS NOT flattered.

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Not flattered by an asshole?

How ugly you be, son?!

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Lor?

R u there?

It's me, TK. Remember?

How're ya?

Gonna watch the Monday Night game?

You like Football? Never asked ya before.

Does Dave really eat poo?

He won't be at Nature Con 2004, will he?

Who will be there?

Have you ever been a victim of a teabagger?

Is it true if you put a pregnant woman's hand in a bowl of warm water, the baby pops out?

Ever eaten any monkey? Ostrich? Zebra? Koala? Kangaroo? Dog? Cat? Alligator? Snake? I have.

What is the nickname for a female dectective?

When will internal mini-modems be installed in our brains?

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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Not flattered by an asshole?

How ugly you be, son?!

I be pretty!

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Respect the pimp coat.

#63653 2003-09-29 3:03 AM
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I be VERY VERY ugly, IMO.

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When will Bastard love me again?

Where did I put my paycheck?

How many powders will I incapsulate tomorrow?

Will it be enough?

Will I get marked down for leaving the Deaf School football game early?

Who won, by the way? CSDB?

How long will our home stay clean?

Will I ever learn?

What about Calculus?

Is that a bad thing?

What is it you refered to? "Five fingered shuffle?" Is that like the five finger discount? Do I even want to know?

Who killed Krenny?

What two names is "Krenny" an amalgam of?

Have you ever read Krenny Against the World? Good story, if I do say so myself.

Do you enjoy the musical stylings of Barbara Streissand?

Should I go to bed?

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quote:
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I be VERY VERY ugly, IMO.

Yeah, I hear ya.

#63656 2003-09-29 3:16 AM
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What? You feel the same way? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN MY FACE!! [...rassamnfrackin...] Just kiddin, I'm not angry bout' nuthin'.

#63657 2003-09-29 3:17 AM
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hoosaid I was talkin' aboot you, hmmmm?

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I like this picture. It's sweet. Just an old woman and her sloth. Happy as clams.

Lor, do you like this photo, Lor? Huh? Do yah?

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Oh.....So you're talkin' about my personality aye? Well.......FUCK YOU!! [you sunnuva...]

#63660 2003-09-29 3:24 AM
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[biiiig grin]

#63661 2003-09-29 3:28 AM
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You know how to get on everyone's good side, Usch.

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Where did she post a pic of BOOBIES?

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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
You know how to get on everyone's good side, Usch.

Yeah. [cool] It's my talent....

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Your BOOBIES?

#63665 2003-09-30 2:37 AM
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...what ELSE?!

#63666 2003-09-30 12:36 PM
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Ex-cell-ent.

#63667 2003-09-30 8:47 PM
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What time is love?

#63668 2003-10-01 1:45 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Lor?

yes dear..?

R u there?

I'm here.

It's me, TK. Remember?

Of course, how could I forget [wink]

How're ya?

I'm great baby, how are you?

Gonna watch the Monday Night game?

Fer'sure. (already did!)

You like Football? Never asked ya before.

Oh yes, I love it! Next best sport next to Soccer and Baseball.

Does Dave really eat poo?

Of course not.

He won't be at Nature Con 2004, will he?

Probolly not, he lives in China..I think.

Who will be there?

Drzsmith, NWM, Franta, and others.

Have you ever been a victim of a teabagger?

no, well...*thinking*.. yeah no.

Is it true if you put a pregnant woman's hand in a bowl of warm water, the baby pops out?

I've never heard of such a thing..

Ever eaten any monkey? Ostrich? Zebra? Koala? Kangaroo? Dog? Cat? Alligator? Snake? I have.

Deer, Bufflow, and wild turkey. Thats it. Thats cool, I try to stay away from must meats. I stay with the Native American way of eating.

What is the nickname for a female dectective?

Good question, I dont think there is one. Is there?

When will internal mini-modems be installed in our brains?

Year 2345, possiblly sooner. [biiiig grin]



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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Not flattered by an asshole?

How ugly you be, son?!

I be pretty!

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Respect the pimp coat.

Is that YOU TK? Your cute! :)

#63670 2003-10-01 2:04 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
When will Bastard love me again?

hard to say

Where did I put my paycheck?

in the pocket of that pimp last night

How many powders will I incapsulate tomorrow?

none

Will it be enough?

nope

Will I get marked down for leaving the Deaf School football game early?

naah, dont worry about it :)

Who won, by the way? CSDB?

no, they lost

How long will our home stay clean?

mm, a day or two at the most

Will I ever learn?

probolly not [biiiig grin]

What about Calculus?

only if you want to

Is that a bad thing?

of course not

What is it you refered to? "Five fingered shuffle?" Is that like the five finger discount? Do I even want to know?

its nothing new BSAMS talks about it all the time. Its when a male touches him self, you know the M word..

Who killed Krenny?

hard to tell

What two names is "Krenny" an amalgam of?

Kenny and..uhhhh'mmmm...?

Have you ever read Krenny Against the World? Good story, if I do say so myself.

cant say that I have [izzat so?]

Do you enjoy the musical stylings of Barbara Streissand?

heck no

Should I go to bed?

indeed you should



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quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
What time is love?

Love has no time, it is eternal. :)

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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
I like this picture. It's sweet. Just an old woman and her sloth. Happy as clams.

Lor, do you like this photo, Lor? Huh? Do yah?

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Not particularly no.

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I think it's cute.

#63674 2003-10-01 2:42 AM
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awww...

poop.

#63675 2003-10-01 2:51 AM
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quote:
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quote:
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Respect the pimp coat.

Is that YOU TK? Your cute! :)
Yes, I'm a seven-year old pimp-in-training. I guess that makes me younger than Kristogar.

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Yeah... it probably did. Right on her shirt.

BTW, Lor you're WRONG, I got FIVE powders done yesterday (one of which was for 7500 capsules. now THAT's Bulk.) And four today. If Steve hadn't lost my screwdriver and then called in sick today, I could have changed over the machine and done more, but... such is life, hmm?

My ASL teacher made fun of us (students)} three times today. It was funny as shit.

I shoulda stayed for the rest of the game, however. I am sunburned. Bad. On half my face. [...rassamnfrackin...] And I was wearing sunglasses. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

#63677 2003-10-01 2:55 AM
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hmph. interesting...

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I think it's pitiful, seeing that old woman with the monkey. When you look at her smile, if you can call it one, it's like that monkey is the only thing she has left in the world. Judging by the clothing and her general disarray , I'd say she's in a state of poverty. Meaning neither are getting the care they need, that monkey could be slowly dying of heart worms, rabies, or neumonia. What is that monkey dies, what would she have to live for? That lady is probably not in the best of shape; what if she dies? What will happen to that monkey? Pitiful and depressing.... [no no no] Thanks for the downer you stupid cunt. [you sunnuva...]

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*ahem*


...It's a sloth...

#63680 2003-10-01 3:16 AM
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[whaaaa!] ...................................... WHO BLOODY GIVES A FUCK!!!!! IT'S A GODDAMN ANIMAL THAT IS POSSIBLY HANGING ON BY A GODDAMN THREAD YOU SEX FUELED FUCK HEAD!!

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Geez TK, you look Asain. I thought you were of the darker variety.

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Yeah, I figured you belonged to the BDC.

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I know I know... check this shit.

My ma's mostly African-American with some Native American, and my dad's *shudder* German, but but! is part-Black himself, thanks to his mixed French-Canadian father. Like ⅛ or some shit. But earlier this year, I found out on my mom's side, there a little bit of Asian from the railroad days.

Add a little Mexican, And I'm the real Mr. America.

But don't worry ladies... my dick's still black. Hiiii-oh!

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quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
...YOU SEX FUELED FUCK HEAD!!

That's quite possibly the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me on these boards.

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Wow, I wish my blood line was that comlicated, quixotic, intrinsic, complex, roundabout.....

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quote:
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What time is love?

Love has no time, it is eternal. :)
Bullshit! Love doesn't exist, it's just another concept humans have bound themselves by, like time. That warm feeling you get when you're close to a person you "love," (yeah right); That's pheremones.

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someone needs a hug!

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Rap your succubus claws around me and metal spikes will pop out of my skin! [you sunnuva...]

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