I know I know... check this shit.
My ma's mostly African-American with some Native American, and my dad's *shudder* German, but but! is part-Black himself, thanks to his mixed French-Canadian father. Like ⅛ or some shit. But earlier this year, I found out on my mom's side, there a little bit of Asian from the railroad days.
Add a little Mexican, And I'm the real Mr. America.
But don't worry ladies... my dick's still black. Hiiii-oh!
