T.I.T.s Match
Allied Powers vs. Darth and Pig Iron
Pig Iron and Schwarz hit the ring first, soon followed by Darth and Chesty. The two seemed to stare at each other for a moment, wondering if they could indeed still trust the other.
Soon, the opening strands of Duane Eddy's "Trembler" cued up as the massive IV symbol flashed on the Cheese-O-Tron, followed by Rob's Killer Instinct RipOff Music as Joe Mama lead the Allied Powers down to ringside. After conferring with his charges for a moment, JM took a seat in the broadcast booth next to Louie and Mike.
JM: Tonight, the IV continue their dominance of the T.I.T.s!
Bastardo: You love T.I.T.s, don'tcha, champ?
JM: Everyone in the IV loves T.I.T.s, Louie. But all seriousness aside, if JLA and Howdy follow the plan we laid out earlier tonight, there's no way they can lose!
JLA and Darth started the match as they picked up where they left off months ago, with Darth hurling JLA around the ring like a pinball! After a test of strength, Darth shoved JLA back into his own corner where JLA made the tag to Howdy!
Cautiously, Howdy stepped into the ring and motioned for Pig Iron to do the same! PI agreed and the two hardcore veterans began a wicked brawl while JLA waved to Chesty from the ring apron.
JM: Forget her, JLA! Think about the match!
JLA soon began stalking Chesty around ringside, but was caught offguard as Darth hit a running axehandle off the apron that sent JLA into the ring barrier!
Monroe: Buhgawb! Was that part of your plan, Joe?
JM: No, it damn sure wasn't! Get your head right, JLA!
Howdy and PI soon joined the outside brawl as all four men fought on the rampway! Schwarz tried to use her nightstick, but was intercepted by Joe Mama, who'd gotten up from the booth!
JM took Schwarz' nightstick and walked her back down to ringside where he rolled her into the ring and followed her in with it!
Monroe: What's he gonna do?
Bastardo: He's gonna put her in her place!
PI followed them back into the ring and began tearing into Joe with repeated punches as Schwarz took off out of the ring! JLA caught PI from behind with an elbow to the back of the head and then turned him around for a Final Justice!
Monroe: Buhgawb! That's gotta hurt!
Bastardo: It's over! Look!
JLA and Howdy then set PI up for the Allied Bombing! They hit the move and got the three count on Pig Iron! Joe Mama and the Powers celebrated in the ring afterward!
Bastardo: They followed the plan, Monroe! They won!
Monroe: Where is his partner? Where's Darth?!
Bastardo: Look on the rampway!
As the cameras cut to the rampway, we see Darth laid out cold on the ramp. Grimm stands over him, holding a steel chair with a massive dent in it. Grimm tosses the chair to the side and pulls a towel and a small bottle out of his jacket. He pours the contents of the bottle onto the towel and begins wiping away Darth's face paint!
Monroe: What is he doing?
The camera focuses as Grimm lifts Darth's head up, only small flecks of paint still visible.
Grimm: You're no Dark Lord! You're not "Darth"! You're just another one of these humanoids out here! At RobbleMania, I'll prove it once and for all!
