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quote:
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Noooo not my sweet tushie!

Franta's words to LLance during their first night together.

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Mexican or Italian?

Italian baby, mrrrowl

yuckie cookie or soggy biscuit?

tuff one TK, hmmm, soggy biscuit

Better Lay: LLance or FNB?

whos FNB?

Bovine or Equine?

you ask the weirdest questions.. I guess horse. I wouldnt nooky'em though, no way! If thats what your thinking




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quote:
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So now you're gonna up and leave me?

Of course not, I always stay tile the morning [wink]

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quote:
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Better Lay: LLance or FNB?

whos FNB?

Oh, that's funny... :lol:

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Bovine or Equine?

you ask the weirdest questions.. I guess horse. I wouldnt nooky'em though, no way! If thats what your thinking

Nuthin' like that! You are nasty! Just which word sounds more interesting to you.

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quote:
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Make out in front of parents or do it in front of friends?

*shudders to the thought* friends hands down.

black or white?

either or

paper or plastic?

paper, more enviromentally safe!

Wish you were: Samoan or Vietnamese?

Vietnamese

Ibiza or Panama?

Ibiza

Jim Morrison or Van Morrison?

dont know nither

colonoscopy or pap smear?

pap smear!

drink the blood of the innocent or eat the flesh of the unbelievers?

drink blood

8 inches and 2 wide, or 6 inches and 4 wide?


equally ouchie, I'm a small girl you know. But I'll settle for the 8 inch, 2 wide. I guess



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quote:
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Originally posted by Lor:

Better Lay: LLance or FNB?

whos FNB?

Oh, that's funny... :lol:

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Bovine or Equine?

you ask the weirdest questions.. I guess horse. I wouldnt nooky'em though, no way! If thats what your thinking

Nuthin' like that! You are nasty! Just which word sounds more interesting to you.

in referance to the first question:

[izzat so?]

in refereance to the second:

Nasty I can be yes! More kinky but you know whatever...

Which word..? Still the horse. :)

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6 inches too big?

You must be 4'2" or something!

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quote:
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Noooo not my sweet tushie!

Franta's words to LLance during their first night together.
:lol: :lol:

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FNB = First National Bastard.

The guy who left after Uschi upset him.

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quote:
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6 inches too big?

You must be 4'2" or something!

I'm acctually, alittle, tiny bit under five feet tall... but anywho...

its not the 6 inch that would hurt its the 4 inch WIDE, that would.

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quote:
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Jim Morrison or Van Morrison?

dont know nither

You don't know either?!

But everyone at least knows Jim the Lizard King! Lead singer of the Doors? [eh?]

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quote:
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FNB = First National Bastard.

The guy who left after Uschi upset him.

OOOooOOh riight, him, Ive never seen his name shortened before, my bad.

Yeah Id do him anytime over Llance!

*shudders at the thought of Llance* ew

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I guess not every girl's a size queen. wenchie would hop on that in a sec!

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quote:
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FNB = First National Bastard.

The guy who left after Uschi upset him.

OOOooOOh riight, him, Ive never seen his name shortened before, my bad.

Yeah Id do him anytime over Llance!

*shudders at the thought of Llance* ew

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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quote:
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Jim Morrison or Van Morrison?

dont know nither

You don't know either?!

But everyone at least knows Jim the Lizard King! Lead singer of the Doors? [eh?]

I know the Doors at least, good band. My mom listened to them. We have a couple of their records.

So yeah, okay, him.

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quote:
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I guess not every girl's a size queen. wenchie would hop on that in a sec!

yep, she would.

My boyfriends a nine by two, I can handle that. And am happy with it I may add.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your physical appearance?

Your psychological stability?

a/s/l?

Sonic or Mario?

Moo Goo Gai Pan or Moo Shu Pork?

Turkey Chin or White Dragon? (if you know these maneuvers, than I know you're truly nasty)

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quote:
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My boyfriends a nine by two, I can handle that. And am happy with it I may add.

Too much info! Too much info! la-dee-dah... I didn't read that... dee-dee-dah...

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What's the secret to Zod's popularity?!

[biiiig grin]

I really dont know, cuz he smells real bad. woo I mean real bad. Take a shower once and a while would'juh

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My boyfriends a nine by two, I can handle that. And am happy with it I may add.

Too much info! Too much info! la-dee-dah... I didn't read that... dee-dee-dah...
up oops, sorry love.

So how bout dem Raiders..huh?

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Out of al the posters here at Rob's, which two do you think are most likely to marry one another from their experience here?

Which two would you think would result in a bastard child?

Mangos or Guavas?

Cheech or Chong?

Penguins or Sea Lions?

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Lor:

My boyfriends a nine by two, I can handle that. And am happy with it I may add.

Too much info! Too much info! la-dee-dah... I didn't read that... dee-dee-dah...
up oops, sorry love.

So how bout dem Raiders..huh?

Surprisingly, they're sucking harder than LLance on a BBQ rib.

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quote:
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your physical appearance?

Well, Id say an eight! I was a model fer awhile yah know. Thinking about going back into it again, loved it.

Your psychological stability?

as stable as it can be for a women

a/s/l?

20/all women baby/the states, east coast

Sonic or Mario?

Mario, gotta respect the classic

Moo Goo Gai Pan or Moo Shu Pork?

Moo Goo Gai Pan, I guess. Cause the other says pork and I dont eat pork.

Turkey Chin or White Dragon? (if you know these maneuvers, than I know you're truly nasty)

I know what the White Dragon is in relation to Kung Fu...



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Then you have much to learn, grasshopper!

I'll tell you this much... men love em both!

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Out of al the posters here at Rob's, which two do you think are most likely to marry one another from their experience here?

Llance and Franta hands down!

Which two would you think would result in a bastard child?

Llance and NWM..very sad

Mangos or Guavas?

Ive never tasted a guava before..so mango. Ive tasted those.

Cheech or Chong?

..Chong... [eh?]

Penguins or Sea Lions?

Penguins



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Surprisingly, they're sucking harder than LLance on a BBQ rib.

haha!

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Then you have much to learn, grasshopper!

I'll tell you this much... men love em both!

Teach me oh wise guru!

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Here's a swerve.

Got any questions for me?

Never saw that coming! If not, I'll let you go. I helped you get past the 1000 mark, and Lor needs her rest. But just think, with a little work and a total disregard for reality, you too can have post numbers like me!

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quote:
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quote:
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Then you have much to learn, grasshopper!

I'll tell you this much... men love em both!

Teach me oh wise guru!
I don't think you really wanna learn them. I said men love them, but I never said anything about the women!

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Here's a swerve.

Got any questions for me?

Never saw that coming! If not, I'll let you go. I helped you get past the 1000 mark, and Lor needs her rest. But just think, with a little work and a total disregard for reality, you too can have post numbers like me!

Le siiigh [humina humina]

Just a few, like:

YOUR a/s/l..?

What do you like to do in your spare time?

Favorite food...?

and one more:

If you where a part of nature what part would you be and why?


:)

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Originally posted by TK-069:
Then you have much to learn, grasshopper!

I'll tell you this much... men love em both!

Teach me oh wise guru!
I don't think you really wanna learn them. I said men love them, but I never said anything about the women!
mmm, point.

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quote:
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quote:
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Here's a swerve.

Got any questions for me?

Never saw that coming! If not, I'll let you go. I helped you get past the 1000 mark, and Lor needs her rest. But just think, with a little work and a total disregard for reality, you too can have post numbers like me!

Le siiigh [humina humina]

Just a few, like:

YOUR a/s/l..?

What do you like to do in your spare time?

Favorite food...?

and one more:

If you where a part of nature what part would you be and why?


:)

*tap-tap*

I'm waaiting... :)


by the by, thanks so much fer helping get past my 1000th mark. [biiiig grin]

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YOUR a/s/l..?

21/100% manmeat/Bay Area, CA

What do you like to do in your spare time?

Play with myself. Seriously, now that school's taken up most of my time, I use most of my spare time on the computer for reports, research and playtime. GTA: Vice City is a reliable fave.

Favorite food...?

damn. I pretty much eat anything, but I guess Italian. My one favorite dish is Spumoni, served in a unique manner from my fave restaurant. Ice cream cake (Pistachio, Chocolate and Strawberry)lined with an almond crust, a swig of rum flavoring, and more chocolate and a cherry. If Spumoni was a woman, I'd marry her!

If you where a part of nature what part would you be and why?

Part, as in environment? I'd be an ocean. I'm for the most part blue (favorite color), sensitive to disruptions, deep and mysterious, plus women all over the world can't help but to swim on me!


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Sorry I'm late, but it's better than coming early.

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Hunky! [humina humina]

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Sorry I'm late, but it's better than coming early.

*giggles*

aint that the truth. [wink]

Speaking of:

Guy first or Girl first?

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What part's hunky? That I have a disturbing interest in spumoni?

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What part's hunky? That I have a disturbing interest in spumoni?

hehe... all of you are! [wink]

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Guy first or Girl first?

Definately Girl first. To be honest, I like giving pleasure a little more than getting it. I'm more of a compassionate than I let on in here, and it doesn't falter when it comes to sex. It should be at least six 'gasms for every one male 'gasm.

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*sweet little yawn*

wellep, I'll be droping off.

See you in the morning.

Night. :)

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