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I was wondering, what you people do to pay your bills, or in my case hookers and drugs. What's your job, what do you do there, do you like it? for instance: I work for Transoceans, a drilling company. the rig i'm asigned to is called Discovery Enterprie. it's catagory 4 drill ship witch means its one of the newer ones. my job title is Roughneck, or Floorhand, and i work with the sub sea department. basically i'm the guy who connects the pipe used for drilling and moniters the mud and other discusting shit that come back out of the hole. insert joke.....here. at the moment we're at dock doing repairs and such so i watch tv and play on the computer instead.  It's an ok job not quite what i want to do for the rest of my life but does pay for the hookers and drugs. what about you?
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Eh, i alread said what i do (braille transcription yadda yadda). i pull in money from local radio commericals (whihc led to doing part time for a dirty talk hotline, might start that again ) and 'ebay brokering'
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm a Data Tech for a company called Osmose. Basically, we're a hurricane recovery and analysis unit that goes into disaster zones to profile the area as far as damage to electrical grids and substations, detailing what steps are needed to get the grid back online. I use an Ipaq with a GPS unit to analyze and create an accurate map of the ground zero areas, and upload it to our server in Buffalo, NY, as well as patrol for any down livewires or hazardous situations. It's long hours, hard work, and quite dangerous (especially right after the storms hit), but, it pays like nothing else, and at the end of the day, I feel like I've accomplished something worthwhile...
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I'm a Technical Illustrator for a small studio. I live the exciting life of illustrating (mainly math) textbooks! Of course, currently, I'm working on a Russian language book that's got a schedule from hell that I'm doing 60-70 hours/week on...
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I am a wooden indian. I do 8 hours a day out in front of a tobacco shop.
Lawyer. But a nice one (never mind what G-man says!)
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I am a wooden indian. I do 8 hours a day out in front of a tobacco shop.
That's funny!
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I work at a Jewel-Osco working behind the Deli counter. I spend hours cutting the cheese.  I also slice big sticks of meat.
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I also slice big sticks of meat.
Unintentionally funny quote.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I work at a Jewel-Osco working behind the Deli counter. I spend hours cutting the cheese.
I also slice big sticks of meat.
I did deli counter for years. Then I did Bagel store.
I cut the tip of my finger off with the slicer once. But only a little bit of it.
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I also slice big sticks of meat.
The lorena bobbit ginsu knife kit. 27 kife set for 5 easy payments of $5.99 by RonCoTM
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I work for temp agencies doing warehouse jobs and babysit my hippie sisters kids.
I used to work for a temp agency. I worked in some factories and did some stupid desk jobs. Temp agencies are great if you're looking for something easy to do for spending money.
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I own a restaurant and invest in the stock market. The past few months I tried selling a screenplay with a friend of mine. Good thing I make money doing the other stuff......cause hollywood sure isn't going to be paying the bills.
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I work at a Jewel-Osco working behind the Deli counter. I spend hours cutting the cheese.
I also slice big sticks of meat.
A freelance circumciserist?
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I work at a Jewel-Osco working behind the Deli counter. I spend hours cutting the cheese.
I also slice big sticks of meat.
A freelance circumciserist?
I'll ask my boss. Always a possibility.
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You'd think all that experience handling meat would allow you to get my chicken order right...
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I paint houses for a living. I love what I do, which most people think is strange because most people hat painting. I'm very good at what I do and recieve great tips for my work. Most of the work I do now is for customers I've already worked for because they request me and are willing to wait until I'm available to do their work. I work for a company right now but am thinking about opening my own.
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I do restorative work at a health care facility. I'm also president of their safety committee. It's a lot of work but it gives me evenings home and every weekend off. Also healthcare mostly employs women so there's always a babe or two to look at.
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I'm a design engineer for a company that does custom point-of-purchase displays. While the work itself is usually unexciting, I have done work for some pretty big clients. We did most of the seasonal fixtures for Bath and Bodyworks' holiday the last few years, and do get to take a trip out to the Victoria's Secret NYC offices about once a month or so.
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well my rig finally got a contract and there shipping us of to India for 2 years, a 120 day trip across the ocean, provided nothing goes wrong. talk about cabin fever  , but it means many more dollors in my pocket
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well my rig finally got a contract and there shipping us of to India for 2 years, a 120 day trip across the ocean, provided nothing goes wrong. talk about cabin fever , but it means many more dollors in my pocket
...you're leaving us...?
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well my rig finally got a contract and there shipping us of to India for 2 years, a 120 day trip across the ocean, provided nothing goes wrong. talk about cabin fever , but it means many more dollors in my pocket
bag me a hindi bitch.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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well my rig finally got a contract and there shipping us of to India for 2 years, a 120 day trip across the ocean, provided nothing goes wrong. talk about cabin fever , but it means many more dollors in my pocket
...you're leaving us...?
no they're going to fly me back and forth, month at work month off
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well my rig finally got a contract and there shipping us of to India for 2 years, a 120 day trip across the ocean, provided nothing goes wrong. talk about cabin fever , but it means many more dollors in my pocket
bag me a hindi bitch.
paper or plastic?
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well my rig finally got a contract and there shipping us of to India for 2 years, a 120 day trip across the ocean, provided nothing goes wrong. talk about cabin fever , but it means many more dollors in my pocket
bag me a hindi bitch.
paper or plastic?
burlap, line it with mangos.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Congrats on India cross......I hear its kind of dirty over there though.
In the words of PJP who's gotten really psycho lately, "What do you do for a living again Elisa??"
Teach 8th grade math for a public school in Texas. Its sucky because you are ALWAYS thinking about your job: kids/papers to grade/lessons, etc. Then you get observed once a year. If it goes crappy, sucks to be you because if you apply in another district they can request your evaluation for as long as youve been teaching and read up on how well/poor you were teaching the day the principal came in. Been evaluated by my specialist (glowing review) BUT have yet to be observed by my dean *yucks* he's really mean.........Anyway, its the last day of my break so I'm going out and contemplating THAT there is only ten more weeks.....then its SUMMER BREAK!
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Congrats on India cross......I hear its kind of dirty over there though.
Thats their natural skin color.
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Admit it, rex, you're still confused as to what this whole thread is about.
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Congrats on India cross......I hear its kind of dirty over there though.
some areas yes, just like, oh, jersey, detroit, yadda yadda are here! but bombay is very very nice.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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