I went to my 20 year school reunion on Saturday night.
The tally:
-2 dead (one suicide, one drug overdose)
-2 in jail (one armed robbery, one fraud)
-All the chicks I liked at school at got nowhere with are fat or look like they're in their 40s. (phew!)
-5 lawyers
-lots of people went to Osaka in Japan like me, but all at different times to me, which was weird. I missed my 10 year reunion because I was in Japan, but didn't feel like I missed anything because Grosse Point Blank came out shortly thereafter and was a substitute ten year reunion for me.
It was a good night. Stayed out til 3:30 drinking beer with people I hadn't seen for two decades. Probably won't see them again for another ten years.