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That's totally stupid that Hayes would do that. If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't be making jokes.
He's like the rex of the South Park universe. There's a thin line between a school cook and a school janitor.
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C'mon guys...it's one thing to mock Jews, Muslims, Mormons, Catholics, Evangelicals, blacks, gays, whites, Mexicans, Asians, Canadians, Frenchmen, people with birth defects, women, transsexuals, Democrats, Republicans, lawyers, cops, cows, people with red hair and freckles, goths, the handicapped and fat kids. But satirizing Scientology--that's just intolerant! 
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I notice they don't have the balls to joke about the Irish. Bitches.
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C'mon guys...it's one thing to mock Jews, Muslims, Mormons, Catholics, Evangelicals, blacks, gays, whites, Mexicans, Asians, Canadians, Frenchmen, people with birth defects, women, transsexuals, Democrats, Republicans, lawyers, cops, cows, people with red hair and freckles, goths, the handicapped and fat kids.
... Japan, China, Barbara Striesand, Volcano, Contact, plastic surgery, Mexico, new age medicine, film festivals, elderly drivers, elections, hate crime laws, Native Americans, post 9-11 events, Christian music, anti tobacco commercials, Hooters, wardrobe malfunctions, stem cell research, child abduction, ski movies, metrosexuals, pro and anti war protestors, reality shows, baseball, bestality, necrophilia, sexual harrassment laws, boy bands, and environmental terrorists...
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But satirizing Scientology--that's just intolerant!
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Super weak, dude. This is what we get for selling candy bars to get Chef out of imprisonment and for saving him from marrying Veronica the succubus.
I mean, seriously you guys, they call me fat and stupid every week but I don't let it piss me off because I know I'm simply bigger than life it self and I'm just as smart and charismatic as our 16th president Willard Filmore.
How will we survive? No more sultry songs, no more salisbury steak, no more....
I feel your pain,Cartman.
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That's not his pain, dude.
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That's not the question you should be asking. You should be asking what he is actually feeling.
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What is he actually feeling?
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C'mon guys...it's one thing to mock Jews, Muslims, Mormons, Catholics, Evangelicals, blacks, gays, whites, Mexicans, Asians, Canadians, Frenchmen, people with birth defects, women, transsexuals, Democrats, Republicans, lawyers, cops, cows, people with red hair and freckles, goths, the handicapped and fat kids.
But satirizing Scientology--that's just intolerant!
This has to be the first time that I have ever agreed with anything G-Gay has said.
I think I want to die now.
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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What is he actually feeling?
Doesn't anyone attend rehearsals anymore?
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'South Park'-Scientology Battle Rages On
NEW YORK - "South Park" has declared war on Scientology. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of the animated satire, are digging in against the celebrity-endorsed religion after a controversial episode mocking outspoken Scientologist Tom Cruise was yanked abruptly from the schedule Wednesday _ with Internet rumors it was covert warfare by Cruise that led to its departure.
"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the "South Park" creators said in a statement Friday in Daily Variety. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obsructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!"
Internet bloggers accused Cruise of threatening to not promote "Mission Impossible 3," a surefire summer blockbuster, if the offending episode ran. Comedy Central is owned by Viacom, as is Paramount, which is putting out "MI:3."
But Cruise's representative, Arnold Robinson, told The Associated Press Friday that the mega-star made no such demands.
"Not true," Robinson said. "I can tell you that he never said that."
A call by The Associated Press to a Paramount representative was not returned Friday.
The episode in question, "Trapped in the Closet," which first aired last November, shows Scientology leaders hailing Stan, one of the show's four devilish fourth graders, as a savior. A cartoon Cruise locks himself in a closet and won't come out. An animated John Travolta, another famous Scientologist, enters the closet to try to get him out.
In another dig at the famously secretive religion, the credits at show's end are filled with names like "John Smith" and "Jane Smith."
The battle began in earnest earlier this week when Isaac Hayes, another celebrity Scientologist and longtime show member _ voicing the ladies' man Chef _ quit the show, saying he could no longer tolerate its religious "intolerance and bigotry."
Stone and Parker didn't buy that either.
On Monday, Stone told The Associated Press, "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith in Scientology...He has no problem _ and he's cashed plenty of checks _ with our show making fun of Christians."
A Comedy Central spokesman said Friday that the network pulled the controversial episode to make room for two shows featuring Hayes.
"In light of the events of earlier this week, we wanted to give Chef an appropriate tribute by airing two episodes he is most known for," the spokesman said.
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Anyone think it's possible that Isaac Hayes was told to quit South Park by the Church of Scientology? Maybe they put pressure on him, and he caved. He didn't have any problem with the episode after it originally aired.
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His mind has been taken over by THEM!! That's why he's quitting! He's been taken over by one of their "body thetans"!!! 
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Scientoligists just might be the Masons of the future.
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Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do.
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That's right! Stick it to the man!
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he is always tryin to keep me down
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What the hell? Comedy Central just advertised that Chef is back next week. Did he just get over his furious anger that quickly?
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No. They're gonna recycle old lines and then give him asome sort of horrible disease that makes him unable to talk.
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Really? Or are you just fucking with me?
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I know they're going to bring him back and just recycle some phrases he used over the years. The disease, however, is just rumor.
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well the new season starts next week so maybe Hayes already did some shows before the Scientologists made him quit?
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'South Park's' Chef back -- but not Hayes
New season will launch with 'Return of Chef'
Tuesday, March 21, 2006; Posted: 11:01 a.m. EST (16:01 GMT)
LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Soul singer Isaac Hayes may have quit his job as the voice of Chef on "South Park" after a disagreement over religion, but his character will live on when the satiric cable TV cartoon returns to Comedy Central this week, the network said Monday.
Hayes and his "South Park" alter ego are at the center of an ongoing flap over an episode last November that poked fun at the Church of Scientology and its celebrity adherents, including actor Tom Cruise.
The tenth season of "South Park" will launch Wednesday with a new episode titled "The Return of Chef!", marking the "triumphant homecoming" of lusty school cafeteria cook James "Chef" McElroy to the show, the network said in a statement.
Hayes, 63, himself a follower of Scientology, surprised producers a week ago by announcing he was leaving the series because he objected to its "inappropriate ridicule" of religion, though he made no reference to the show's spoof of Scientology last fall.
Two days later, Comedy Central abruptly pulled a scheduled repeat of that episode, titled "Trapped in the Closet." Sources close to the show said the rerun was canceled after Cruise threatened to boycott promotion of his upcoming film, "Mission: Impossible III," for sister studio Paramount Pictures. (Watch why Cruise was allegedly so upset -- 2:56)
Representatives for Cruise and the studio denied this. But "South Park" creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone fed the furor by issuing a statement suggesting the Church of Scientology was behind the decision to scrap the rerun.
The network has also noted that various religions including Christianity, Judaism and Islam have been targets of the show's satire since its inception.
The network statement announcing Chef's return for the "South Park" season premiere this Wednesday was a clear sign that Parker and Stone planned to use the Hayes imbroglio as further grist for their comedy.
"Knowing these guys as I do, I can't imagine that they're not going to do just that," Comedy Central spokesman Tony Fox told Reuters. He added that the producers routinely "turn around" new episodes in just six days, leaving them ample time to incorporate last week's dust-up into their season debut.
Fox said he assumed someone besides Hayes would supply Chef's voice. Details of the new episode were vague.
But a network synopsis said the fictional town of South Park, Colorado, is "jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears," leading to new antics by the group of foul-mouthed fourth graders who are the show's stars.
"While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about Chef seems different. When Chef's strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him," the network said.
"South Park," launched in 1997, remains the highest-rated series on Comedy Central, which like Paramount, is owned by Viacom Inc.
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So it looks like they're just replacing him. Good riddance!
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So the kids have to "save him"... they gonna pull the Chef Recruited By Strange Cult as Thinly Veiled Scientology Dig thing?
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Isaac Hayes Is No QuitterI guess people missed this on Monday, so I will again state Isaac Hayes’ case. He had a minor stroke in January and is now at home for rehab and recuperation. As close friends told me over the weekend, he did not resign from South Park or issue any kind of press release to that effect. Although headlines like "Hayes Gives the Shaft to South Park" are funny, they are inaccurate.
Here’s the problem: Hayes is no longer managed by Bruce Garfield at Avenue Management. All of the communication from him comes through a woman named Christina ‘Kumi’ Kimball, a nattily-dressed fashion executive for designer Craig Taylor, another Scientologist. Kimball herself is a devoted member of the Church of Scientology. She even maintains a website extolling its virtues. If any announcement was made about Isaac Hayes and South Park, it came from her.
As I wrote on Monday: Isaac Hayes loves South Park and needs it for income. He has a new wife and a baby on the way. Before the public and the media buy this whole brouhaha, I beseech everyone to take a step back and see what actually went on here. Many times, things are not as they seem. And that is definitely the case with this story.
The only good news in this story is that Isaac, according to friends, is doing very well. He’s attending to business and getting back on his feet. Hopefully, he’ll be dishing up Chef like a gourmet again in no time.
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Did he realize "shit, I need the money to pay my scientology membership... oh, and that baby thing", or is he telling the truth? Either way, he's probably on the cult's shit list too now for that.
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