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MisterGayLA or Tarquin, as he is known to his errrr, friends, began his *ahem* wrestling career as a towel boy for Speedy The Smackhead
After a year of sexual abuse, Tarquin left Speedy as Speedy grew tired of being abused and he had a special letter to prove it!
Tarquin then moved onto DCMB Wrestling.
At first he just made coffee for people, but he gradually worked his way up the ladder to become a manager onscreen & a promoter offscreen.
His first big match as a promoter was not a sucess
So he was told not to do anything backstage ever again!
At this point he threw everything he had into managing!
His first "client" was
He tried to push Rextard for a few singles titles before he finally realised
And pushed him into the tag division.
This was also a disaster as Tarquin made mistake after mistake as his choices of tag partner either sucked
Or brought out the worst in Rextard
Finally Tarquin decided to drop the dirty sock fucker and become a wrestler himself!
His first gimmick involved dressing as Burt Ward, but a match with LLance put paid to that gimmick almost straight away
The fans were really getting behind Tarquin at this point
Or maybe not!
Whoops........sorry, how did that get in there?
Just ignore it!
Anyway, finally Tarquin found himself a direction
And set about claiming the DCMB title from Rob Kamphausen
During an ad break
Tarquin kicked Rob in his mini balls & pinned him just as they came back on air!
There was much rejoicing & dancing
Just not from the DCMB wrestling fans as everyone tore up their tickets & stormed out!
Rob had the last laugh though as he said DCMB wrestling had gone out of business & Tarquin would not be paid!
Out of work & broke, Tarquin went to visit his pal Balloon Knot to ask him for advice
After three years of abusing Balloon Knot, Tarquin bumped into Meeko
Who suggested he pay thedoctor a visit!
Initially thedoctor was not impressed
But finally relented & gave Tarquin a contract..........to clean the toilets.
He finally managed to get a job as a wrestler in RDCW after he got his friend MagicJanet to get thedoctor drunk and took blackmail photos
And the fans are still behind him to this day
The end!
