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Last week, fans, Johnny Evil was seriously injured in his T.I.T.s match, leaving not one, but two separate people without a partner! Big Fat Elvis, has decided to go into his match alone, but the RDCW board has allowed the Million $ Pitbull, Charlie to choose another partner for his match this week! Who will be Charlie's partner? Find out tonight, in the semifinals of the T.I.T.s!
Chewy / Killconey (64%, 9 Votes)
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Outcasts (36%, 5 Votes)
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Big Fat Elvis (43%, 6 Votes)
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Charlie / ??? (57%, 8 Votes)
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Crotch / Buccakkee (21%, 3 Votes)
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Allied Powers (79%, 11 Votes)
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Princess Elisa (71%, 10 Votes)
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Heidi Schwarz (29%, 4 Votes)
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R3X (43%, 6 Votes)
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Amuck (57%, 8 Votes)
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Captain Sammitch (47%, 7 Votes)
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Grimm (53%, 8 Votes)
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Camera fades to the Outcasts' dressing room,where we see Joey Biles standing by with the RDCW world tag team champions.
JOEY: Chris, tonight you and Superbeasto face Chewy Walrus & Killconey in the semifinals of the T.I.T.s....your thoughts?
CHRIS: I'm aching to get in that ring and kick their butts, Joey....it'll be a perfect warmup for the day when we destroy Captain Sammitch and PenWing.
SUPERBEASTO: Once again, Senor Biles, we will prove that we are the greatest tag team in the world!
JOEY: Chris, at Robblemania 22 you and your tag partner are scheduled to defend the RDCW world tag team titles....a special stipulation in your match contract says that if you and Superbeasto win the T.I.T.s, you will have the right to choose your opponents. Have you decided what you'll do if that happens?
CHRIS: Trust me, Joey, it was a no-brainer....but just like everyone else,you'll have to wait until Robblemania 22 to find out who we've picked as our challengers.
SUPERBEASTO: The other tag teams will have to learn sooner or later that they cannot disrespect nuestro equipo and get away with it!
JOEY: Rumors have been circulating around the RDCW locker room that you and Superbeasto are working on a new finishing move that's supposed to be even more devastating than the Odd Man Out.Your response?
CHRIS: I have just one thing to say about those rumors....(meaningful pause)They're absolutely true.
Camera zooms in on a shocked Joey Biles as Superbeasto shouts "Viva Los Outcasts!" and follows his tag team partner off-camera.
MONROE(off-camera): A move more effective than the Odd Man Out?
LOUIE:(off-camera): I'd sure like to see that!
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The Shitentron lights up with a videoMisterGayLA, a life in pictures brought to you by  MisterGayLA or Tarquin, as he is known to his errrr, friends, began his *ahem* wrestling career as a towel boy for Speedy The Smackhead  After a year of sexual abuse, Tarquin left Speedy as Speedy grew tired of being abused and he had a special letter to prove it! Tarquin then moved onto DCMB Wrestling. At first he just made coffee for people, but he gradually worked his way up the ladder to become a manager onscreen & a promoter offscreen. His first big match as a promoter was not a sucess  So he was told not to do anything backstage ever again! At this point he threw everything he had into managing! His first "client" was  He tried to push Rextard for a few singles titles before he finally realised  And pushed him into the tag division. This was also a disaster as Tarquin made mistake after mistake as his choices of tag partner either sucked  Or brought out the worst in Rextard   Finally Tarquin decided to drop the dirty sock fucker and become a wrestler himself! His first gimmick involved dressing as Burt Ward, but a match with LLance put paid to that gimmick almost straight away  The fans were really getting behind Tarquin at this point  Or maybe not!  Whoops........sorry, how did that get in there? Just ignore it! Anyway, finally Tarquin found himself a direction  And set about claiming the DCMB title from Rob Kamphausen  During an ad break  Tarquin kicked Rob in his mini balls & pinned him just as they came back on air! There was much rejoicing & dancing  Just not from the DCMB wrestling fans as everyone tore up their tickets & stormed out! Rob had the last laugh though as he said DCMB wrestling had gone out of business & Tarquin would not be paid! Out of work & broke, Tarquin went to visit his pal Balloon Knot to ask him for advice  After three years of abusing Balloon Knot, Tarquin bumped into Meeko  Who suggested he pay thedoctor a visit! Initially thedoctor was not impressed  But finally relented & gave Tarquin a contract..........to clean the toilets. He finally managed to get a job as a wrestler in RDCW after he got his friend MagicJanet to get thedoctor drunk and took blackmail photos  And the fans are still behind him to this day The end!
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*Backstage, the RDCW World Tag Team Champions, the Outcasts are walking down a hallway when they walk into. . .Amuck. The masked man silently looks at the champions.
Oakley: What do you want?
Amuck says nothing, looking over the Champions briefly, before brushing past them and walking on down the hall.
Oakley: The hell was that all about?
El Superbeasto shrugs, and the two champions head down to the ring for their match.
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Backstage, we see Joey Biles with Grimm. Grimm is wearing a spiked dog collar aroud his neck with a massive chain attached to it.
JB: Tonight, Grimm you go one on one with Captain Sammitch! Your thoughts?
Grimm: Tonight, it's not about titles. I'm not interested in your belt, Sammitch. Oh, no no no no. Tonight, it's pure, unmitigated VIOLENCE!!!!!!!
I don't want your title, Sammy. What I want. . .heh heh heh. . .I want to hear your bones break. I want to see your skull crushed. . .ahahahahahahahah. . .
JB: What about the fallout between you and Darth? You're signed to face each other in a Dark Forever Match at RobbleMania! What is a Dark Forever Match?
Grimm: You see this chain, Joey? You see the collars attached to the ends of it?
Joey nods.
Grimm: The Dark Forever is just the latest little agony toy that I've created to unleash on the RDCW. Darth wants to says he's the true power of darkness? Let him prove it at RobbleMania.
Two men. . .chained together at the neck. At ringside, a single coffin. To win, you must unshackle the other man and place him in the coffin. The loser. . .will leave the RDCW permanently.
At RobbleMania, one man will stand tall, earning his spot in the hall of legends. And one man will disappear into the darkness. . .forever.
Abandon all hope.
*fade out.
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As we fade back into the ring, Charlie comes out, without entrance music. He's wearing a suit and carrying a mic. The crowd boos him mutedly as he gets into the ring
Charlie: Tonight, I've got a match against Big Fat Elvis. Only thing is, my tag partner Johnny Evil's got busted up pretty bad, which puts me on my own. BFE's on his own, too, but we're talking about a guy that weighs 400 pounds PLUS, so I don't think he sees it as a big deal.
Now, I'll admit this looks bad. My opponent's got a couple of hundred pounds on me, and even if I manage to get a break and throw in a few punches, what can I do? He might not be able to go, but this guy don't often need to. And you know what? I DON'T CARE.
Y'see, backstage I was approached by a guy I'm sure you've all heard of. A personal hero of mine, back from when I was just a young guy watching Evil Cuint Wrestling, wishing I could be in there busting open guys like Rob Van Dyke, Sandleman and Terry Skunk. Yeah, I've always been a sadist.
Anyway, this guy comes up to me, he says he's got a proposition: He finds me a tag partner, I hang with his crew. Maybe I get someplace, learn some stuff. This guy's a big deal, so I didn't think twice. Former Eurotrash champ, former TWO-TIME Tag Champ, and a World Heabyweight Champ-as-was to boot? Who'd be dumb enough to turn that down?
Monroe: Who could this be? Grimm, maybe?
Louie: The Dark Lords are a wreck, Mouth!
Monroe: Exactly why Grimm ight want a guy like Charlie in his corner\ come Robblemania!
Charlie: Now, this guy is without doubt one of the greatest men this business has ever seen! Forget Terry Skunk, forget Dick Hair, forget Gitty SteamLiner or any of those worthless hunks of shits The Phart Family! I'm talking 100% genuine wrestling gold! Ladies and Gentlemen, JOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
'Township Rebellion' plays, and Joe Mama comes out to a truly spectacular pyro. He and Charlie shake hands in the ring, and Joe Mama takes a mic
Joe Mama: Right now, the IV only have three guys in the ring. This Man is one of the few competitors that have always had my respect. Our Doctor's Orders Match cemented my view that he is one of the few wrestlers who can go toe-to-toe with me. He' one of the few who has always been able to hold his own, no matter the odds. So it wasn't surprising that he was the first person who came to mind when I thought about who is worthy to take my spot in the IV.
So, as Anderson reached out to Benoit, I reached out to him. Join us. Take my place as part of the most elite alliance in the RDCW. You have always been the heir to my empire. Take your rightful place, a place you have earned and deserve, alongside some of the greatest wrestlers this promotion has ever seen. He accepted, and tonight, I UNLEASH HELL!
Monroe: BUHGAWD! Charlie's joined the IV!
Louie: He's always had it in him! I managed him, Mouth, I should know!
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T.I.T.s Semifinals
Outcasts vs. Chewy Walrus and Killconey
Both sides came out swinging, with Chewy Walrus and El Superbeasto facing off in the ring while Killconey taunted Oakley from the opposite corner as Oakley fired back with a torrent of insults! The two titans in the ring fought to a near-standstill…
Monroe: Both men are beating the hell out of each other!
Louie: I’m surprised the ring’s still standing!
Just as the match was about to reach a stalemate, Captain Sammitch suddenly appeared at the top of the ramp! The crowd cheered, and the Outcasts both looked over and immediately began hurling insults at the IC champion. Sammitch just stayed where he was and grinned, arms crossed over his chest.
Louie: Sammitch is interfering in the match!
Monroe: From the top of the ramp?
Chewy tagged in Killconey, and Superbeasto tagged in Oakley. The crowd cheered as Killconey went on the offensive, but Oakley’s size advantage allowed him to turn the tide and start putting Killconey on the run. Meanwhile, Captain Sammitch began taunting El Superbeasto in the luchadore’s native language, enraging the giant Mexican.
Louie: This is a travesty! He shouldn’t be allowed to distract the Outcasts like that!
Monroe: If distracting people from ringside were outlawed, I doubt we’d still get to be out here, let alone anyone else.
Chris Oakley whipped Killconey into the ropes, then executed a perfect Red Alert! Killconey dropped to the mat, and Oakley went for the cover… then stopped.
Louie: What’s goin’ on?
Instead of pinning Killconey, Oakley rushed to the corner and started shouting at Captain Sammitch!
Monroe: The man is nuts!
Louie: Sammitch is cheating! He’s keeping Oakley from going for the cover!
Monroe: What? Does he have a string around him or something???
El Superbeasto started heading up the ramp toward Captain Sammitch, and Oakley kept yelling at the IC champ from the ring.
Louie: This is ridiculous! Sammitch should be stripped of his title for interfering in the tournament semifinals!
Monroe: But he hasn’t done anything to break the rules!!!
El Superbeasto and Captain Sammitch were only about ten feet apart. The giant luchadore was shouting Spanish obscenities at Sammitch, while Sammitch just stood there and smiled.
Monroe: El Superbeasto is afraid to touch Sammitch for fear of getting the Outcasts disqualified from the match – and the tournament!
Louie: At least someone’s showing some restraint - and some respect for this event and what it means!
Oakley kept shouting and gesturing wildly, and finally Killconey got to his feet and landed a low blow from behind! It did more to startle Oakley than it did to hurt him, but it was enough to send Oakley over the edge. Chris began screaming at Lothar about cheap shots, and Lothar, who had been distracted by the exchange on the ramp, looked at Killconey to confirm Oakley’s accusations. Killconey shrugged and nodded, then turned to Oakley and invited Chris to take a free shot at him. Oakley swung at Killconey and connected with a vicious hard right! Killconey staggered back into the corner – and just barely managed to tag Chewy Walrus before he hit the mat. Chris didn’t even notice – he was too busy fuming at Killconey. Sammitch and Superbeasto were both all the way at the top of the ramp, still locked in their own confrontation, and Chewy Walrus took advantage of the free pass to circle around the ring.
As Killconey lay on the mat, dazed, Chris Oakley continued screaming at him like a man possessed. Oakley shouted at Killconey a little more, then kicked him a few times for good measure, at which point Lothar pointed out that Killconey wasn’t the legal man. Chris turned around to ask Lothar for some clarification – and got it in the form of a Walrus Tusk spear to the chest from a waiting Chewy!
Monroe: Buhgawb!
El Superbeasto saw what had happened and charged down the ramp, but he couldn’t get there in time, as Chewy Walrus covered Chris Oakley for the three-count and James White rang the bell.
Monroe: Chewy Walrus and Killconey have defeated the Outcasts!
El Superbeasto charged into the ring and went after Chewy Walrus as Chris Oakley resumed beating on Killconey. Captain Sammitch headed down the ramp to break up the fight.
Louie: That match was a joke! The SDC cheated to win that!
Monroe: How? The Outcasts had the match won, but instead of going for the cover and the win they let their anger get the best of them, and the SDC simply seized on the opportunity like any good wrestlers would’ve done!
The five grapplers in the ring were still scuffling as RCDW security headed toward the ring to restrain them. El Superbeasto was pulled away from Captain Sammitch and Chris Oakley was yanked off of Killconey, but Superbeasto broke free and charged after Sammitch again – and was stopped by another Walrus Tusk from Chewy!
Monroe: Buhgawb! Chewy Walrus speared both Outcasts! We’ve got mayhem in the ring!
Fade to commercial…
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T.I.T.s Semifinals
Charlie and ??? vs. Big Fat Elvis
Charlie and Doc. Mid-Nite defeated BFE. Afterwards, Joe Mama joined in as the three of them put the beatdown on the Elvis impersonator.
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T.I.T.s Semifinals
Allied Powers vs. The Crotch and Bukacckee
Captain Howdy hit a Twatbuster on the Crotch as JLA hit Bohkkaccii with a Final Justice. They then hit both announcers with Allied Bombings and pinned them both to win the match!
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Hotties Match
Heidi Schwarz vs. Princess Elisa
Elisa made Schwarz tap out to the Absolution.
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Y Division Match
Amuck vs. R3x
Amuck defeated R3xwhatever with a Facebuster. Afterwards, he placed R3x on a table and prepared to moonsault him through it, but was attacked by PenWing, who nailed the reckless one with a BC2Hander.
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Heavyweight Match
Grimm vs. Captain Sammitch
Grimm made Sammitch tap out to the Grimmlock to finish the match. Afterwards he attempted to whip Sammitch with his chain, but was interrupted by the Monkey World Order! Spamm distracted Grimm while the MWO pulled Sammitch to safety.
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