As we fade back into the ring, Charlie comes out, without entrance music. He's wearing a suit and carrying a mic. The crowd boos him mutedly as he gets into the ring
Charlie: Tonight, I've got a match against Big Fat Elvis. Only thing is, my tag partner Johnny Evil's got busted up pretty bad, which puts me on my own. BFE's on his own, too, but we're talking about a guy that weighs 400 pounds PLUS, so I don't think he sees it as a big deal.
Now, I'll admit this looks bad. My opponent's got a couple of hundred pounds on me, and even if I manage to get a break and throw in a few punches, what can I do? He might not be able to go, but this guy don't often need to. And you know what? I DON'T CARE.
Y'see, backstage I was approached by a guy I'm sure you've all heard of. A personal hero of mine, back from when I was just a young guy watching Evil Cuint Wrestling, wishing I could be in there busting open guys like Rob Van Dyke, Sandleman and Terry Skunk. Yeah, I've always been a sadist.
Anyway, this guy comes up to me, he says he's got a proposition: He finds me a tag partner, I hang with his crew. Maybe I get someplace, learn some stuff. This guy's a big deal, so I didn't think twice. Former Eurotrash champ, former TWO-TIME Tag Champ, and a World Heabyweight Champ-as-was to boot? Who'd be dumb enough to turn that down?
Monroe: Who could this be? Grimm, maybe?
Louie: The Dark Lords are a wreck, Mouth!
Monroe: Exactly why Grimm ight want a guy like Charlie in his corner\ come Robblemania!
Charlie: Now, this guy is without doubt one of the greatest men this business has ever seen! Forget Terry Skunk, forget Dick Hair, forget Gitty SteamLiner or any of those worthless hunks of shits The Phart Family! I'm talking 100% genuine wrestling gold! Ladies and Gentlemen, JOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
'Township Rebellion' plays, and Joe Mama comes out to a truly spectacular pyro. He and Charlie shake hands in the ring, and Joe Mama takes a mic
Joe Mama: Right now, the IV only have three guys in the ring. This Man is one of the few competitors that have always had my respect. Our Doctor's Orders Match cemented my view that he is one of the few wrestlers who can go toe-to-toe with me. He' one of the few who has always been able to hold his own, no matter the odds. So it wasn't surprising that he was the first person who came to mind when I thought about who is worthy to take my spot in the IV.
So, as Anderson reached out to Benoit, I reached out to him. Join us. Take my place as part of the most elite alliance in the RDCW. You have always been the heir to my empire. Take your rightful place, a place you have earned and deserve, alongside some of the greatest wrestlers this promotion has ever seen. He accepted, and tonight, I UNLEASH HELL!
Monroe: BUHGAWD! Charlie's joined the IV!
Louie: He's always had it in him! I managed him, Mouth, I should know!
