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Somebody told on Llance, didn't they...


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That's the only way LLance loses weight.

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URG am like to bathe and smell clean and pretty.

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Ah! The end of the year...and bathtime... approaches!

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Do you am all get in the tub together?

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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why don't they just make food stamps edible?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

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URG said:
Do you am all get in the tub together?




...there's always am room for Urg if that am what you am asking!


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Wacky Kentucky Laws



- In Kentucky, a man may not marry his wife's grandmother.

Sleeping on the floor of the Kentucky State House is prohibited.

According to Kentucky law, " burglary can only be committed in the night-time ".

In Owensboro, Kentucky, if a woman wants to but a new hat, her husband must try it on first.

In Lexington, Kentucky, you are forbidden to carry ice cream cones in your pocket.


In Kentucky, there is a law against sleeping in a restaurant.


In Kentucky, a wife must have her husband's permission to move the furniture

in her house.

In Kentucky, you may not shoot clay pigeons during the breeding season.


A Kentucky statue reads: " No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway

within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club. "

- A subsequent amendment to the original statue reads: " The provisions of this statue

shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female horses."



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Good Question said: In Kentucky, a wife must have her husband's permission to move the furniture in her house.





Wish they had that law in NY.

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hehehhe......thats funny!

And I thought Texas was hick!



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