"Fuck off!" Captain Sammitch called from the next room. "I have leftover pizza! The Ohio State game's coming on!"
"Aren't you going to tell us what happened to your characters?" Ritchie asked absently.
"Can't be arsed," Captain Sammitch replied. "I'm still working on your avatars for Hollywood: The Game. Besides, were I to actually use my characters in the main story again, Pro would just Byrne them down to fit his story better, or retcon 'em outta existence, or retcon the FUCK outta the universe or something."
