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PJP=Non-Stop Entertainment, Fun for the Whole Family,Boobie Pics and a new way of getting things done here at the RKMBs.
Hi I'm PJP,
For the past few years we have suffered from neglect and outrageous conduct from the current Adminstration here at the RKMBs. Wednesday and his little lap dog Rob Kamphausen have continued to promise us great prosperity and entertainment, but all they have ever delivered is countless empty promises. This isn't a fight I've looked for, but too many people have come up to me and asked me to do something about it. So today I announce my candidacy for Adminstrator of the RKMBs.
I'm PJP and I want to run these boards.
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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this is exactly what I'm talking about. Wednesday is clearly against gang bangs.....PJP is for them.
VOTE PJP!
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this is exactly what I'm talking about. Wednesday is clearly against gang bangs
And one legged Indians.
And Jesus.
Not to mention One-legged Indian Jesus.
PJP for PJPresident.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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pjpresident, or admin.
and suppose your elected, what honorary, do nothing but get a big paycheck job would i have in said administration
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Wednesday is also against kittens. 
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My name is Jason E. Perkins. You all know me as the man behind such several family-oriented projects: Amber, Lenka, Lesbian Twins, and, of course, Jennifer (Complete), just to name a few.
But I'd like to talk to you about something even more important. Something that threatens the very fabric of our very community, the same community I've worked so hard to nourish and support.
And that threat is PJP.
Yes, PJP.
PJP wants you to believe he's not the threat. PJP wants you to believe that I am. First, PJP wants you to believe I "neglect you." But I ask you this: when was the last time your "Poet Laureate" rhymed anything? I dare say MONTHS!
PJP wants you to believe I've made empty promises. I ask you: when was the last time I promised anything (outside the last thirty minutes)?
A long time ago (I think)!
I don't make promises. I am a man of action. I fill your lives with boobies and beaver.
I've been attacked, my fellow posters. This isn't a fight PJP looked for. This is a fight HE MADE.
And I say bring it, fanboy!
Bring it.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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pjpresident, or admin.
and suppose your elected, what honorary, do nothing but get a big paycheck job would i have in said administration
Let's just say there will definitely be a place at the table for you tim.....but for now I have to buckle down and get ready for a fight against a candidate that specializes in misinformation, half truths, and distortions.
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Wednesday just sent me this image in my PM box.  oh the humanity. 
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Notice he has also dodged the issue of his hatred for One-legged Jesus.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Jason Perkins wants rymes and poems. I've given you thread upon thread of poetry to cry by.....that is, until Rob and Wednesday made me stop. Yes, they made me stop. They said they would ban me 'cause my poems were more entertaining than anything they had done in months. It was Fresh. And anything that is Fresh is good....stale is bad. Wednesday is like month old bread.....stale and moldy.
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First, I'd like to say I have nothing against One-Legged Jesus. I support the rights of all our one-legged Biblical deities. Although I can neither confirm or deny any ill will I may have towards suicidal kittens, I can show you this:  PJP's very avatar speaks against him. A vote for PJP is a vote for the senseless slaughter of muppet chickens. Think of our childhood friends. Vote for Wednesday.
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The truth is, I've sent PJP PM after PM, asking him to bestow more poetry on these boards. But PJP has only responded with apathy.
"They don't deserve poetry."
"They can't afford me."
Can we support a man who writes poetry only for a hefty commission?
Take him off his pedestal, America. Vote Wednesday.
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The muppets knew what they were getting into when they signed the contracts.....as their leader always says..."It's not easy being a Green Muppet, or a muppet in general." yes, that is what he says.  and let me also take a second to say to Wednesday....I know Kermit the Frog, Kermit the Frog is a friend of mine. And you sir, are no Kermit the Frog.
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Notice he has also dodged the issue of his hatred for One-legged Jesus.
Don't get me started on One Legged Jesus's!
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I'd also like to add that I not only support gangbangs, but I also support the gangbanging of Princess Elisa specifically.
Can PJP say the same thing?
No. No he can't.
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Wednesday is clearly flip-flopping on the issue.
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I'll vote for whoever can get rid of PCG AND provoke another Oakley breakdown!
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Wednesday has confided to me that before he posts a picture set of boobie pics, he drops seed on each image. We all know what happens when you masturbate.  Is this what we want? Vote PJP.....save the kittens.
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I'll vote for whoever can get rid of PCG AND provoke another Oakley breakdown!
That's not even a challenge for PJP.
Wednesday however is not up to the task.
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I'll vote for whoever can get rid of PCG AND provoke another Oakley breakdown!
That's not even a challenge for PJP.
Wednesday however is not up to the task.
Another critical hot-button issue if you want to capture the Sammitch vote. Wednesday has posted a bevy of beautiful women, and you have a lot of catching up to do, Peejus. But with very few exceptions, the women Wednesday posts are too damn skinny. If either of you can find some larger women that are still attractive, you will be considered a much stronger candidate. The coveted Captain Sammitch endorsement is on the line here, gentlemen.
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PJP knows Kermit? PJP sells you lies. Here's the original photo:  It was taken at a "Save the Muppet Chickens" fund raiser. Kermit loved those chickens. Don't believe the hype.
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I'll let that photo speak for itself.
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PJP knows Kermit?
PJP sells you lies.
Here's the original photo:
It was taken at a "Save the Muppet Chickens" fund raiser. Kermit loved those chickens.
Don't believe the hype.
I actually voted FOR the "save the chicken" bill, before I voted against it.
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Wednesday isn't even a true RKMBer. A true RKMBer would not support or be a part of a secret mod forum.....I just want to say to all of you...ICH BIN EIN RKMBER
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Times are dark and hopeless for most of you. Why? It's because of the secret mod forum. The secret mod forum has built up a wall around the RKMBs that has made it inhospitable for freedom and democracy. Mr. Perkins supports the secret mod forum....Mr. Perkins supports the wall.
I say to you Mr. Perkins...TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!
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The real Wednesday is white and does not live in Florida. He lives in Omaha, Nebraska and is a night manager of a McDonalds. He usually votes Libertarian. Unfortunatley he was recently fired for posing in a semi-nude magazine. 
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Kermit has been reluctant to talk about this but after the night of the fundraiser in question, Wednesday invited Kermit back to his crib(that's what black people call their home) for a few "drinks". All Kermit knows and remembers is he was violated. How or how many times he still isn't sure......but he woke up with a bleeding ass and this photo on the pillow next to him.  Wednesday's evil rampage must come to an end. I could have said "cum" there.
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Wednesday isn't even a true RKMBer. A true RKMBer would not support or be a part of a secret mod forum.....I just want to say to all of you...ICH BIN EIN RKMBER
Secret whosawhawha?
I can't say I know what you're talking about.
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The real Wednesday is white and does not live in Florida.
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...Wednesday invited Kermit back to his crib(that's what black people call their home)
YOUR LIES ASPLODED!!!
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I'm just reading the script.
*somebody's gonna get fired for this*
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The real Wednesday is white and does not live in Florida.
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...Wednesday invited Kermit back to his crib(that's what black people call their home)
YOUR LIES ASPLODED!!!
They aren't lies! I merely exposed you for the fraud you are.
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Yes, it's true, I invited Kermit back for "drinks". And yes, it was a lie. But what it was was an intervention.
Kermit had his problems in the past. Indeed, it's not easy being green. He turned to alcohol soon after the third muppet movie went straight to video.
It took the influence of myself, Gonzo, AND Ms. Piggy to help him help himself.
A vote for me is a vote for healthier, soberer muppets.
Vote Wednesday.
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Ever since he met Wednesday, Kermit has had nothing but trouble.....he has found himself fighting false allegations perpetuated by the true scoundrel.....Wednesday. Kermit in legal trouble because of Wednesday
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 The fact is Wednesday that Kermit had given up alcohol until the night you seduced him with tequilla. As you can tell by the above photo, he couldn't handle his booze like Tara Reid can.
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All of Wednesday's lies, half truths and distortions will be exposed in this new tell all. 
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The book was to be released in 2004, but Wednesday has been fighting it in court. Well the truth will come out and when it does you will learn more about the evil that is Wednesday.
C3PO knows all about Wednesday's tricks. In the book he was quoted as saying," we were all sitting around having a few drinks that night. Things were going well when all of a sudden Wednesday got all weird. He truned to me and said, " I'm gonna turn you off 3PO......there's some things even a robot shouldn't have to see." He then unbuckled Kermit's pants and shut me off....that's all I remember.....it was terrible".
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