My name is Jason E. Perkins. You all know me as the man behind such several family-oriented projects: Amber, Lenka, Lesbian Twins, and, of course, Jennifer (Complete), just to name a few.
But I'd like to talk to you about something even more important. Something that threatens the very fabric of our very community, the same community I've worked so hard to nourish and support.
And that threat is PJP.
Yes, PJP.
PJP wants you to believe he's not the threat. PJP wants you to believe that I am. First, PJP wants you to believe I "neglect you." But I ask you this: when was the last time your "Poet Laureate" rhymed anything? I dare say MONTHS!
PJP wants you to believe I've made empty promises. I ask you: when was the last time I promised anything (outside the last thirty minutes)?
A long time ago (I think)!
I don't make promises. I am a man of action. I fill your lives with boobies and beaver.
I've been attacked, my fellow posters. This isn't a fight PJP looked for. This is a fight HE MADE.