First, I'd like to say I have nothing against One-Legged Jesus. I support the rights of all our one-legged Biblical deities.

Although I can neither confirm or deny any ill will I may have towards suicidal kittens, I can show you this:



PJP's very avatar speaks against him. A vote for PJP is a vote for the senseless slaughter of muppet chickens.

Think of our childhood friends. Vote for Wednesday.