Yes, it's true, I invited Kermit back for "drinks". And yes, it was a lie. But what it was was an intervention.

Kermit had his problems in the past. Indeed, it's not easy being green. He turned to alcohol soon after the third muppet movie went straight to video.

It took the influence of myself, Gonzo, AND Ms. Piggy to help him help himself.

A vote for me is a vote for healthier, soberer muppets.

Vote Wednesday.