A few questions for the candidates, as I am still undecided:

1) Where do you stand on the wasting of our most valuable natural resource: the graemlin? Will you provide with alternate graemlin resources? Are there more graemlins to be had?

2) We are currently in the month of March. March 17th was St. Patricks Day. While Wednesday celebrated Black History Month in the Womens Forum in February, I see no similar love given to the redheads and Irish women - Ashley Robbins was the only exception, and she wasn't even known by name! How do you plan to correct this horrible oversight?

3) Ginger kids: Yes or No?

4) I read a lot about "more Frontpages" and "something in every pot", but I don't see any of you offering assistance where it's TRULY needed. Where is a job and more socks for Rex? Where is the sympathy fuck for King Snarf? Where are the nude pictures of the female posters for ALL OF US? What are you offering that is SUBSTANTIAL???

5) Who is your pick to win the AL East?

Ponder these, gentlemen...

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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