First, let me say that I don't believe there has been enough research done on our freckled friends. However, allegations have been made, and one of my first acts will be to secure research aimed at discovering whether or not Ginger kids do indeed lack souls. If this is indeed true, WE WILL FIND A CURE. We sent a man to the moon, by God we can surely cure Gingervitus.
If they do have souls, then that's great. They will be heralded as equal members of society (especially the ladies who provide naked photos).
I would gladly pay you next week if you can provide me with a soul today!
