My fellow posters: I'd like to talk to you about a word.
And that word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
But that shit's nasty, so let's talk about another word: truth.
Truth: PJP offers you shifty avatars. I offer you an endless graemlin supply.
Truth: PJP offers you a cartoon of a REEEEEALY fat girl on a bench. I offer you boobies upon boobies upon boobies.
Truth: PJP kills muppet chickens. I save muppets from a life drowned in alcohol.
Truth: PJP kills kittens. I currently have a head hair that feels soft, much like cuddly kitten fur.
Truth: PJP gets Oakley mad, but I get female posters nude.
Truth: PJP cheated on his SATs. I write all my own song lyrics.
Truth: I have never kneeled before Zod.
Truth: Wednesday is the truth.
My fellow RKMBers, vote for strength, conviction, fairness, and honesty. Vote for what is right. Do not fall for lies, oppression, and shifty avatars. More than one day of the week, I represent truth every week of the year. My pimp cane is crazy nice, it's true, and I'll make this board a stronger place without deleting threads or destroying everyone who isn't a "homo superior".
