RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Women BBW...

So...

I went to this nice little luncheon today...Work thing...Held at a banquet room at one of the local Holiday Inn's...really nice, top-notch stuff. About two-hundred fifty people or so, including about seventy-five cops...A couple local County Sheriff's...A few political big wheels etc. Pretty cool, right?

I get there early along with the guy who set it up, we walk in, and as far as the eye can see...FAT CHICKS! Turns out, half the hotel was booked by a local BBW group for their annual party...Pretty fucking scary...

We had a banquet hall reserved, and across the hallway/lobby from the room, are several hospitality suites that the hotel uses for large groups...Weddings, parties etc. I look on the door to one of the hospitality suites and I see "reserved for BBW." I almost crapped myself. Here's all these cops standing around in their Class A's, with the uniform pressed, boots and leather polished, brass shining...Plus an honor guard to present the flag...intermixing with fat chicks in bathing suits...

What really scared me was the party theme was Mardi Gras...They have rooms on the second floor which overlook the lobby with little balconies, and all these fat women are standing on their green, purple and gold decorated balconies watching us. I turned to one of my buddies and said "I'm putting a bullet between the eyes of the first person who yells 'show us your tits!"

It was one of the most bizarre sights I have ever seen in my life...ROY would have been in heaven...I think I might try to sneak out of the house after my wife falls asleep...Swimming party until three A.M.!

YOWZER!

After I'd flushed my drink down the shitter, I would lock you guys out of the room and have me one of them porkers all to myself!

Remember, I can be a real twat when i'm drunk!

There's one more word I like to say in that rant...I can't remember it, can you?

Nonce!

Mitch will be rushing there any moment...

Mitch Buchannon from Baywatch? I thought he dead!