RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat Who the fizzuck are you? (the noob edition)

There is an old thread like this but this is the Noob edition. Any Noobs out there feel free to tell us all about yourselves......specifically big-pimp-tim, Killconey,Sweetmarlena, Karla, cross and Knutreturns. You all are on a posting spree as of late.