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eh might as well
Real Name: Shannon Messer
Gender: female
Birthdate: 12/04/85
Age: 20
Hometown: Detroit MI
Current Residence: Port Huron MI
Nationality: Mexican-Dutch
Marital Status: single and lab enduced preggers.
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 95lbs
Eye Color: N/A
Hair Color: uhh...blonde i think!
Occupation: Braille Trancriber and Part-Time Phone Sex Operator
Education: some college
Religion: Atheist.
Politics: socialist-economic Liberal
Peircings: Tongue, ears, belly buttona nd Vertical Hood.
tattoos: Blue Batman Begins emblem
Favorite TV Show: 24
Favorite Music: acid jazz/electronica
Pets: 1 dog, 1 conehead lizard, 1 snake and this damn fetus.
If it's not too personal, how come you decided to have a child, first of all single and second via lab?
long story short, a close friend told me about a study involving the genetic passing of one of my condition and mehtods/drugs in which to prevent such passing....yadda yadda
eh, ain't proud of going through this single and young but if it helps i'm fine with it.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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.......Sneaky...you're pregnant? 
yes, get me my chocolate pickles bitch.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Hey, why are you blocking PMs Sneaks?
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How does a woman block PMS?
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Hey, why are you blocking PMs Sneaks?
oops..i am click wrong radio button. 
the fuck do you want? 
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Real Name: Shannon Messer
Gender: female
Birthdate: 12/04/85
Age: 20
Hometown: Detroit MI
Current Residence: Port Huron MI
Nationality: Mexican-Dutch
Marital Status: single and lab enduced preggers.
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 95lbs
Eye Color: N/A
Hair Color: uhh...blonde i think!
Occupation: Braille Trancriber and Part-Time Phone Sex Operator
Education: some college
Religion: Atheist.
Politics: socialist-economic Liberal
Peircings: Tongue, ears, belly buttona nd Vertical Hood.
tattoos: Blue Batman Begins emblem
Favorite TV Show: 24
Favorite Music: acid jazz/electronica
Pets: 1 dog, 1 conehead lizard, 1 snake and this damn fetus.
If it's not too personal, how come you decided to have a child, first of all single and second via lab?
long story short, a close friend told me about a study involving the genetic passing of one of my condition and mehtods/drugs in which to prevent such passing....yadda yadda
eh, ain't proud of going through this single and young but if it helps i'm fine with it.
Hey, anything that helps. I understand that completely, trust me on that one. I think you're brave for doing this. Best of luck to you. So what do you want, a boy or a girl? When are you due?
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Sneaky, I hope your baby will be healthy and have a long happy life. 
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Hey, anything that helps. I understand that completely, trust me on that one. I think you're brave for doing this. Best of luck to you. So what do you want, a boy or a girl? When are you due?
heh i dunno, we got into this friday night 'bout how i'd kill myself when she's 13. but yeah, due around christmas.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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How does a woman block PMS?
Whoever figures that out will be a billionaire.
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How does a woman block PMS?
Whoever figures that out will be a billionaire.
Not really. Just knock her up. Constantly. The Irish have known about this method for centuries.
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How does a woman block PMS?
Whoever figures that out will be a billionaire.
Not really. Just knock her up. Constantly. The Irish have known about this method for centuries.
so, you're our little mistake then?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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How does a woman block PMS?
Whoever figures that out will be a billionaire.
Not really. Just knock her up. Constantly. The Irish have known about this method for centuries.
so, you're our little mistake then?
Yes Mommy. Now breastfeed me.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Yes Mommy. Now breastfeed me.
i'm sorry, but rex is out buying socks, you'll have to wait.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Another sock joke! They just get funnier and funnier! I think every post today should have a sock joke in it, that would be absolutely hilarious!
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Normally I refrain from making them, but since you asked so nicely:
Rex isn't out buying socks Sneaky. He's cheating with Socklisa.
Reveling in the knowledge that Sammitch will never interrupt my nookie ever again.
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all that work and you finish on my stomach
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Another sock joke! They just get funnier and funnier! I think every post today should have a sock joke in it, that would be absolutely hilarious!
I'm just glad no one's been making bald jokes at my expense!
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Another sock joke! They just get funnier and funnier! I think every post today should have a sock joke in it, that would be absolutely hilarious!
Is poor baby upset?
Aww, what a shame!
Now fuck off you sad little cunt!
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Another sock joke! They just get funnier and funnier! I think every post today should have a sock joke in it, that would be absolutely hilarious!
I'm just glad no one's been making bald jokes at my expense!
You're Bald.
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I will answer because I am too cool to be passed up on something like this.
Name: Uschi
Real Name: I'd say "ass"
REAL Name: Ashley Haag
Date in which you passed through your mother's vagina: 02/04/1984
Loved Furry Things: retarded cat Taxi and lightning-brain dog Brandy
Status of Genetalia: a sarlacc snatch with teethes and a not-so-clean collection of detatchable penii. one left nut.
Favorite Alcoholic Beverages: Harp beer, Evan Williams or Jack Daniels with coke on the rocks. buy me these things and I will suck your most sensitive parts.
Height: I always wanted to be, like, eight foot fifteen
Weight: I also wish I was so fat I was round like a ball so I could roll places
Place of Employment: College Pharmacy (dot com!) as compounding technician (CPhT = certified pharmacy technician)
Things I'm Pretentious/Eleitest About: Movies - I hate motherfucking Hollywood shit. Friends - It takes a lot to be someone I'm willing to be friends with. personal issues.
I Support: verbal comedic violance
I do not Support: physical violance, disrespect, dishonesty
School I Attend: UCCS - University of Colorado at Colorado Springs, working on a Bachelors of Art minoring in Physics and Film and Prof.Von Dassanowski
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Sneaky and CJ are in there twice. 
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i love how we're all ganging up on the black guy.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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since uschi did, i might as well too!
Real Name: Lori
Gender: female
Birthdate: 8/4/1983
Age: 22!
Hometown: uuum, i really dont have one we moved alot. at least i dont consiter haveing one anyway.
Current Residence: about 20 miles from pittsburgh
Nationality: irsh/english/german
Marital Status: serious relationship
Height: 5'
Weight: somewhere around 115-120 i havent steped on the dreaded scale lately lol
Eye Color: jade green
Hair Color: naturally mousy brown and red. right now its more red
Occupation: homemaker, i do some housecleaning for people too
Education:around two years in college
Religion: indepentant baptist/ protestant really
Politics: i dont like politics
Favorite things: my hunny, summer, rkmb, pc games, animals, web browsing, crafting, running a house hold, cleaning, cooking, baking, music, movies. to name a few lol
Peircings: just my ears.
Favorite TV Show: law in order, CSI, i watch alotta makeover shows like while you where out, and alotta cartoons
Favorite Music: rock, country
Pets: 1 chinchilla named chacha belle
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