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Name: Uschi
Real Name: I'd say "ass"
REAL Name: Ashley Haag
Date in which you passed through your mother's vagina: 02/04/1984
Loved Furry Things: retarded cat Taxi and lightning-brain dog Brandy
Status of Genetalia: a sarlacc snatch with teethes and a not-so-clean collection of detatchable penii. one left nut.
Favorite Alcoholic Beverages: Harp beer, Evan Williams or Jack Daniels with coke on the rocks. buy me these things and I will suck your most sensitive parts.
Height: I always wanted to be, like, eight foot fifteen
Weight: I also wish I was so fat I was round like a ball so I could roll places
Place of Employment: College Pharmacy (dot com!) as compounding technician (CPhT = certified pharmacy technician)
Things I'm Pretentious/Eleitest About: Movies - I hate motherfucking Hollywood shit. Friends - It takes a lot to be someone I'm willing to be friends with. personal issues.
I Support: verbal comedic violance
I do not Support: physical violance, disrespect, dishonesty
School I Attend: UCCS - University of Colorado at Colorado Springs, working on a Bachelors of Art minoring in Physics and Film and Prof.Von Dassanowski