Mr. Oakley, don't get me wrong, you can be a decent guy. Now, the problem is, you've got this tendency to go ballistic. Not only does it make you look like a complete fool, but it just gives everybody else more ammunition. Settle down, man.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People