RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 3.28.06

As Tuesday Night Havoc opens, "Faded" plays and Joe Mama comes towards ringside. He shakes hands with both Mike "The Mouth" Monroe and Louie Bastardo, takes a microphone, and enters the ring. Joe Mama takes a few moments to acknowledge the crowd - fans and foes alike - and then raise the microphone to his lips.

JM: Ladies and Gentlemen, over the last couple of weeks I have not been around much. I made a relatively quick appearance to welcome the newest member of the IV to you and to oversee the IV's match in the T.I.T.S. finals. There has been speculation as to where I've been. Have I been rehabbing my injuries, with an eye towards returning to active competition? Have I been scouting new talent to bolster the RDCW roster...maybe with an eye towards making the IV into the V? Have I..."gone Hollywood", like Nowhereman did not too long ago? Well, I'm here tonight to answer all the speculation.

Over the last several weeks, I HAVE been going through rehab. I WILL be returning, and I AM looking forward to competing in the very near future. But that is not where I've been over the last two weeks. No...over these last fourteen days I have worked towards a higher purpose. I returned home, to Boston, with MisterJLA, to train him for his upcoming title match at Robblemania. Over the last two weeks, I have turned the man that everyone seems to look past, ignore, and joke about, and I have honed him into an engine of violence and destruction with one purpose...one goal in mind: To win his match at Robblemania and bring the RDCW Heavyweight Cheese Championship to the IV.

I've brought some clips to give you all an idea of how serious his training was. I want to give everyone involved fair warning: the MisterJLA you all knew no longer exists. There is only the future RDCW Big Cheese Champion! Take a look!!!

The Cheese-O-Tron comes alive...