Monroe: Folks, a white limo just pulled up to the Cheesedome and Joey Biles is standing by with the scoop. Joey?
*The Cheese-o-tron shows Joey Biles standing outside beside a white limo. The door opens and the Reverend Willie Williams steps out. Behind him is the pure hearted Princess Elisa.*
JB: Reverend Williams, it seems the end of days are upon us with all the chaos and Havoc in the RDCW. The women's division has become a war zone with the return of Nuriko, who has placed herself seemingly in the way of Princess Elisa's next title shot!
RWW: Has she now? Ah'm not so sure, boy. Ya see, that's why Ah'm here tonight, to see the Doctor personally.
JB: But do you really think he'll listen, what with Princess Elisa's track record against the Boobie champ?
RWW: If you call being cheated time and again a track record to listen about, then-
JB: Hold that thought, Reverend. Darth! Darth, what do you have to say about the recent breakdown within the Dark Lords?
*Joey Biles runs over to Darth and Chesty LeRou, who are walking towards the entrance.*
RWW: Now just wait one minute here! Son, ya don't walk away from your interview before it's finished!
CL: Oh, it's finished alright.
*Princess Elisa gets in Chesty's face.*
PE: Watch it, Chesty! Show some respect for the Reverend!
*Chesty doesn't back down.*
CL: Respect? For that- that- argh! He's a fraud! How can anyone respect that?!
*As the hotties continue to shout at each other, Killconey and Chewy Walrus are seen on the edge of the screen just inside the door.*
KC: What do you think they're arguing about?
*Chewy shrugs. "Detroit Rock City" can be heard in the background, and Chewy starts to walk up the hall.*
KC: Whoa! Dude, check it out! Chick fight!
*Chewy walks back to the door and sees Chesty and Elisa rolling on the ground while Darth holds Reverend Williams back.*
KC: Dude! We've got to spread the word! Let's go!
*Killconey runs up the hall.*
CW: (in a quiet voice) Hey, promo!
*Seeing Killconey race around a corner, the Walrus shrugs, takes a peak at the parking lot, and follows after his friend...
Killconey bolts into the cafeteria to find a few wrestlers and members of the crew.*
KC: Everybody, if I could have your attention please! There is a chick fight in the parking lot!
*Everyone in the cafeteria immediately stop what they are doing and bolt out the door, nearly trampling Killconey and Chewy Walrus as they race to catch the fight.*
