*In the ring, PenWing has a mic.*

PW: So, let me see if I've got this straight. Last week, Sammitch and I kicked the crap out of the Outcasts in a steel cage. So, this week, we get to kick there asses again, only this time that little punk, Amuck, gets to help them? I could get used to this!

*The crowd cheers, and PenWing looks like he's ready to say something else, but he is drowned out when the crowd gets louder as Killconey races down the ramp and into the ring. Killconey pats PenWing on the shoulder and takes the mic from his hand.*

KC: Excuse me, Pen, but I have to make a very important announcement. Ladies and Gentlemen, there is a chick fight in the parking lot.

*Killconey hands the mic back to PenWing and runs back up the ramp, past Chewy Walrus, who shrugs and turns to follow. PenWing stands in the ring with a shocked look on his face. He shrugs as well, and looks over to the announce table.*

PW: Go on, you know want to show the chick fight.

*The crowd erupts in cheer as the Cheese-o-tron shows Chesty and Elisa, their clothing in tatters, fighting in the parking lot.*

Monroe: It's total Havoc out there!

*Chesty finally tears Elisa's top off and starts waiving it in the air as the pure hearted princess covers her now bare chest. Reverend Williams faints in Darth's arms. Realizing the reverend has passed out, Darth releases him and allows his limp form to drop to the ground. Darth looks around with wide, shifty eyes as he wipes his hands clean and slips into the shadows.*

Monroe: Bugawb! Reverend Williams has passed out!

Bastardo: Lord have mercy!

*Chesty continues to waive Elisa's top in the air as the crowd chants her name. Finally, Doc Paragon leads RDCW security into the lot to clear the crowd and restore order to Havoc.*

<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion
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"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs

"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>