Quote: Joe Mama said: Only because I couldn't remember the exact day. But, since you're so interested, Jim, I'll tell you.
Hey, I just thought you should at least come clean on your own before making fun of somebody else's virginal status.
As far as the rest of it, geez, man, set it to music.
I would. But if I told the whole story, I'd have to set it to the Benny Hill theme. Let me say it again, kiddies: Your first time is not, and will never be, your best time. Unless it's your only time.
