My first time was October 4, 1982. Time was approximately 9:30 (just after the end of a Junior Achievers meeting). The place was the back lawn of McKinley High School in Buffalo N.Y.
And contrary to what some of you have said about your first times, I lasted about 45 minutes.
I am a sexual god.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
