Fuck off Frank Burns, you arse bandit. And stick that in your signature.
-First Amongst Daves

please take your Frank Burns hating elsewhere. If need be you may contact Drzsmith at dcoboards@aol.com and he will address the matter in his due time.
-Stupid Doog

"wow frank burns posted in one of my threads! thats a first!
<sniff> i will <sniff sniff> remember this day forever.. "
-Lor

Frank Burns has just become my favorite alt ID.
-Joe Mama

Frank is just a disturbed inividual, dont provoke him or he may turn violent
-Flameswordsman
"Frank Burns is my Girlfriend"
-Son of Mxy
Frank Burns is a robot.
-The Watcher

"I hate Frank Burns! He reminds me of hell!"
Son of Mxy


"Frank Burns eats Worms"
-Franta

"Don't encourage him"
-Rex