I LOVE THAT SHOW! I like how George wrote "MOIST" on the refrigerator for her mom after she died.

Man, me not getting wet means a lot. Number one, it was a week before my period so my hormones were up there. Number two, I work near the hormone counter at the pharmacy again so for the last month and a half I've been juicy during normal, everyday, non-erotic behaviors. Number three, I'm a 22 year old that's never been fucked. I.e. I posess hormonal levels of a mutant teenager in the genetals, and the fact that I didn't get off means more than it usually would.

I just didn't want to make Wednesday feel bad about his writing.

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"