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Heather St. Clair
Porn Star
a.k.a. Heather Sinclair, Heather St. Clair, Heather Strong
Porn Star Heather St. Clair is an incredibly sexy porn performer with one of the best bodies you'll ever see in or out of hardcore. Heather St. Clair's an absolutely stunning combination of long legs, bubbly butt, tight waist, large breasts and long hair that got her lots of attention when she used to compete in national Miss Nude competitions. One look at Heather St. Clair's amazing physique and you'll know why she did so well in the contests -- her body is a tight and toned masterpiece.
Heather St. Clair has made two tours of duty in the porno ranks. She initially hit the scene in late 1989, sexing her way through a few amateur tapes for the Nasty Jack line before moving on to star in red-hot sex flicks like 'Slip Of The Tongue' and 'Heather Hunted.' Heather St. Clair appeared quite often with her then-boyfriend Jeff Stryker, but when their relationship went south, so did Heather St. Clair's desire to be in porn. It was only a two years lay-off for her, though, before she jumped back into the arena with both feet.
Heather St. Clair made the rounds of pro-am tapes again, turning in one of her best all-time scenes in 'Up and Cummers 14' in a spicy three-way with Alex Sanders and Randy West. Probably the best scene of her second stint in the biz is her wild manage with Tom Byron and Steven St. Croix in 'Buttman's Wet Dream.' Heather St. Clair continues to turn up sporadically in sexvids, so keep an eye out for this lusty beauty with the body that simply won't quit.
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I like this thread......so many people in my grad class I would LOVE to tell this too.......grr!
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you talk about porn in your grad class?
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Frank Burns said:
Heather St. Clair
Porn Star
a.k.a. Heather Sinclair, Heather St. Clair, Heather Strong
Porn Star Heather St. Clair is an incredibly sexy porn performer with one of the best bodies you'll ever see in or out of hardcore. Heather St. Clair's an absolutely stunning combination of long legs, bubbly butt, tight waist, large breasts and long hair that got her lots of attention when she used to compete in national Miss Nude competitions. One look at Heather St. Clair's amazing physique and you'll know why she did so well in the contests -- her body is a tight and toned masterpiece.
Heather St. Clair has made two tours of duty in the porno ranks. She initially hit the scene in late 1989, sexing her way through a few amateur tapes for the Nasty Jack line before moving on to star in red-hot sex flicks like 'Slip Of The Tongue' and 'Heather Hunted.' Heather St. Clair appeared quite often with her then-boyfriend Jeff Stryker, but when their relationship went south, so did Heather St. Clair's desire to be in porn. It was only a two years lay-off for her, though, before she jumped back into the arena with both feet.
Heather St. Clair made the rounds of pro-am tapes again, turning in one of her best all-time scenes in 'Up and Cummers 14' in a spicy three-way with Alex Sanders and Randy West. Probably the best scene of her second stint in the biz is her wild manage with Tom Byron and Steven St. Croix in 'Buttman's Wet Dream.' Heather St. Clair continues to turn up sporadically in sexvids, so keep an eye out for this lusty beauty with the body that simply won't quit.
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PrincessElisa said:
I like this thread......so many people in my grad class I would LOVE to tell this too.......grr!
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Oh, I didn't read that, just the thread title.
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britneyspearsatemyshorts said:
you really REALLY need to get laid. its a fucking message board, if you dont like the post SKIP IT!!!!!!!!! i would say 99.9% of your problem is lack of sex, the other.1% is that your FUCKING NUTS!
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Nowhereman said:
I have seen some women that in their twenties,were not particulary stunning,but in their forties they are just so hot!
I`ve also seen guys who as young men,have the ladies falling all over them,then in their forties they look like fat baldies!
Rob of course will never be attractive to anyone!
They almost look like you, baldy!
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You got some kind of head obsession going on?
How you doin'?
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10. Time is not a constant; time is relative to different observers. The only constant in the Universe is the speed of light which means no matter how fast you are travelling the speed of light will remain the same although time will slow down.
9. Time can be described as a dimension and along with the other three dimensions we are aware of (up/down, left/right and forward/backward) forms a four dimensional 'space-time'.
8. Time always moves forward yet many theoretical physicists believe that backwards time travel could be possible.
7. Gravity can warp space-time making time slow down the stronger the gravitational force. Experiments with atomic clocks show the higher above sea level they are (and therefore under less gravitational influence) the faster they run (although the difference is very small).
6. As the speed of light is the only constant in the Universe no matter how fast you travel, light will always seem to be the same speed, this is because time will slow down. A journey at close to the speed of light may seem like a few seconds for a traveler but to an observer it would have taken thousands of years.
5. Time has not always existed. Time started with the big bang and will end if the Universe does.
4. Time can be perceived differently by our brains depending on our activities. A boring day will 'drag' on whilst if we are enjoying ourselves time will seem to 'fly', this phenomenon is referred to as 'temporal illusion' by psychologists.
3. Time appears to accelerate the older we get. Some (including Stephen Hawking) suggest the reason for this is that when we are ten years old a year is a tenth of our whole life and seems a long time, yet for a sixty-year-old a year is just a 60th of their life and therefore perceived as a shorter period.
2. Some modern atomic clocks are so accurate they can lose less than a second in 400 million years.
1. A universal time scale has been developed called UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) which is based on the time told by atomic clocks but compensates for the minute slowing of the Earth's rotation (caused by the gravity of the Moon) by adding Leap Seconds every year to prevent day from creeping into night (albeit in a millennia or two).
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Bicycle Race
Queen
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like
You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race
You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like
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Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top of an outhouse? Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered "No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house!"
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Snowman Joke 27
How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
Snowman Joke 28
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
Snowman Joke 29
Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
Snowman Joke 30
Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
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Santa Claus is Watching You -
Babydoll, Sweetie-pie, Sugarplum, Honey-bun, Angel Face Version
Ray Stevens
Now babydoll, sweetie-pie, sugarplum, honey-bun, angel face,
You know you better be good
Actin' like a true fine lover should.
Be careful what you say and do
'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you.
(He's everywhere! He's everywhere!)
You'd better kiss and hold me tight.
An' give me good lovin' every night.
'Cause you'll be sorry if ya make me blue.
'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you.
(He's everywhere! He's everywhere!)
Well you may think you can sneak around and get away with something
But there ain't no way,
'Cause Santa's no fool, he's really super cool.
He's the secret head of the CIA.
Eesh, iish, crime don't pay.
(You can't do nothin' cause you're never alone
He's even got a wire tap on your phone.)
So baby if you ever do me wrong.
Break my heart and leave me alone.
When Christmas comes, you'll be crying too.
'Cause Santa Claus is watching you.
(He's everywhere! He's everywhere!)
[Scattin']
Well, every Christmas season, he climb on his sled full of toys,
With fuel exhaust and side mirrors, the foxtails, the mudflaps, the leopard-skin seats covers
And spreads Christmas cheer to all good little girls and boys.
And he say on Dashera and Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen,
and Bruce, Marvin, and Leon, Cletus and George and Bill and Slick,
and Do-right, Fred and Ace and Clyde and Blackie and Queenie and Prince and Spot and Rover.
(So where's Rudolph? He's on a stakeout at your house.)
You can run, you can hide, but you can't get away
Got binoculars focused on you everyday.
So baby if you ever do me wrong.
Break my heart and leave me alone.
When Christmas comes, you be crying too.
'Cause Santa Claus is watching you.
(He's everywhere! He's everywhere!)
Yeah Santa Claus is watching you
(He's everywhere! Lord have mercy!)
Santa Claus has got his eyes all over you, baby
It's over for you
You better watch out
Oh!
Look out there's Santa Claus now peepin' around the corner at chu.
You in deep trouble.
You know that?
Yes, it's all over for your kind.
You go sneakin' around evr'ywhere, you ain't gonna get away with it.
Ya understand?
I mean you gotta be true blue, through and through.
'Cause Santa's gonna get chu.
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Ebenezer: Who are you?
Jacob Marley: Ask me who I was.
Ebenezer: All right, all right, who WERE you then?
Jacob Marley: In life, I was your partner, Jacob Marley.
Ebenezer: Well, in that case, CAN you sit down?
Jacob Marley: I can.
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MYTH
A large truck will protect you. Safety belts are unnecessary.
FACT
In 2006, 805 drivers and occupants of large trucks died in truck crashes and 393 of them were not wearing safety belts. Of the 217 drivers and occupants who were killed and ejected from their vehicles, almost 81% were not wearing safety belts.
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New Year Nerd Resolutions
NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'T
BE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD
16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
13. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
11. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.
10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.
9. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.
7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
6. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
5. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...
3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.
2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
1. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
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