The yellow strobe and laser lights go off again, added with yellow fireworks, and...
Quote:
Monroe: What the Hell??? Confetti?
Bastardo: No...that's grated cheese!
Nowhereman rolls out of the ring and heads to back, but not before telling thedoctor to "fuck off".
Rob's Damn Killer Instinct Rip Off Theme music is interrupted by "Faded"!
Joe Mama and Captain Howdy head for the ring, each armed with the aforementioned briefcases (remember that?)
Both JM and the Capt get in JLA's face! The music stops, and the tension can be cut with a cheese grater!
Quote:
Joe Mama: Anyone you'd like to thank now, ingrate?
JLA: 
Howdy:
Joe Mama:
Bastardo: Oh no! The end of this aweshome alliance is here! Howdy and Joe have had enough of the new champ's antics! Joe helped him, but maybe now he's going to be the first to take a shot at the new champ!
JLA:
Howdy:
Joe Mama:
And then:
Quote:
JLA: 
Howdy:
Joe Mama:
Monroe: SWERVE! SWERVE! SWERVE!
Howdy hands JLA his briefcase, and inside is the DCMB Championship.
JLA looks at, and then casts it aside!
Quote:
JLA Out with old, in with the new!
Joe Mama nods, and opens his briefcase. He hands its contents to JLA, who wraps the belt around his waist.
Quote:
thedoctor: I hope it was worth it Joe! You violated the terms of the contract! It stated that if any of The IV showed up during the match, you'd be banned for life!
JLA: FUCK that shit. I'm the World Champ, and Howdy here is the Hardcore Poon Champ. If you EVAR want to see those titles defended again, you best lift the ban on JM right now!
thedoctor looks around, and silently nods. He leaves ringside.
Rob's Damn Killer Instinct Rip Off Theme Music plays again, and MisterJLA, Captain Howdy, and Joe Mama celebrate.
The FUCKING End.
