Quote: PJP said: Where is harley? I'm going away Friday for a week and wll not be near a computer. I need her to update this next week. I know Rob can't be counted on.
Like I said, my "real" life has kept me busy and I probably won't be back here for a bit if things in the real world work out the way I hope - this is the first day in ages that I have the afternoon to myself, so I decided to stop by. Imagine my shock that this thread wasn't on page one! WTF! It's Yankee season fer cryin' out loud, it should always be on page one for the greatest baseball team evar! (shut up, Joe.)
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi